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My fake Chinese girlfriend just bought me THIS

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    It’s a super cool ship in a bottle and comes with a free gift

    She’s gonna get anal for this
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    Technologist victim of incest
    That looks like it might be a tough one.🚢
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    😬 seems like she's got a guilty conscience man, she's definitely been cheating
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I'm just kidding buddy, that seems like a really thoughtful gift and Im happy for you. She seems to really care about you.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think she’s bipolar or something

    One week she’s so kind and loving, then for a few days after she’s a fucking bitch and wants to leave me

    This is a reoccurring pattern
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Grylls I think she’s bipolar or something

    One week she’s so kind and loving, then for a few days after she’s a fucking bitch and wants to leave me

    This is a reoccurring pattern

    She needs the dick bro, there's no doubt. Dick her down and she'll never leave your side.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by livingelegy She needs the dick bro, there's no doubt. Dick her down and she'll never leave your side.

    Exactly, but she’s gonna have to wait a bit longer

    I already put it to her that she can fuck someone else while she’s waiting for me but she said no
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Grylls Exactly, but she’s gonna have to wait a bit longer

    I already put it to her that she can fuck someone else while she’s waiting for me but she said no

    Don't make offers like that, it undermines your masculine authority and sends the message that its okay for her to cheat on you.

    Grylls my boy you're clearly catching feelings for this little chinese chicken but that doesn't mean you've gotta give up your manhood.

    Just sext her for now, and get really good at phone sex so she'll feel no urge to find sex from someone else. That's just what I would personally do though, she's your girl so do what makes you happy man.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by livingelegy Don't make offers like that, it undermines your masculine authority and sends the message that its okay for her to cheat on you.

    Grylls my boy you're clearly catching feelings for this little chinese chicken but that doesn't mean you've gotta give up your manhood.

    Just sext her for now, and get really good at phone sex so she'll feel no urge to find sex from someone else. That's just what I would personally do though, she's your girl so do what makes you happy man.

    It was just a test but ya maybe I shouldn’t have said that

    Sometimes I feel she’s out of my league though but that’s probably down to my confidence

    Oh and I’m an asshole because I’m still in a relationship with another girl and having video sex

    It’s just that the Chinese girl is so much more beautiful and we have such a good connection
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Grylls It was just a test but ya maybe I shouldn’t have said that

    Sometimes I feel she’s out of my league though but that’s probably down to my confidence

    Oh and I’m an asshole because I’m still in a relationship with another girl and having video sex

    It’s just that the Chinese girl is so much more beautiful and we have such a good connection

    Well damn playa! save some hoochie for the rest of us!

    also leagues ain't even real bro. think in terms of ratings, leagues, shit like that and you'll just hold yourself back for no good reason. Like imagine if a gorgeous girl was really into you but you didn't make a move because you were worried about whether she was in your league.
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Grylls Exactly, but she’s gonna have to wait a bit longer

    I already put it to her that she can fuck someone else while she’s waiting for me but she said no

    You gonna ask her to send you pix of that, too? Long distance e-cuck.

    Фhоlх?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Фhоlх
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    Originally posted by Grylls Фhоlх

    Фолкс?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yes
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    Originally posted by Grylls Yes

    פולקס?
  16. #16
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    blini?
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    Originally posted by livingelegy
    blini?

    Not a bad idea, I might just have to make some a bit later.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Not a bad idea, I might just have to make some a bit later.

    thats cool, bonus points if you have a photogenic cat you can photograph next to the completed blini
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    What are they, pancakes?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Grylls What are they, pancakes?

    Savory russian pancakes
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