Used my food stamps to buy candy, shrimp, pop tarts and Amazon delivers it next day.

1. 2021-01-22 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   It's like the government wants me to be this lazy and happy. I don't even have to leave my house to get pop tarts delivered tomorrow. God bless food stamps, got shrimp, tootsie pop suckers, deli meats and milk yesterday. I've been eating a lot and gaining weight but it's the covid quarantining.
   
   
2. 2021-01-22 at 11:05 PM UTC

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   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Take a walk you pathetic fatass
3. 2021-01-22 at 11:40 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I wish I could get shrimp on Amazon, they mostly only deliver dry goods in Canada. We got some nice chocolate raspberry flavored coffee beans though. Also gochujang so I can make bibimbap if we ever get fresh produce. :)
4. 2021-01-22 at 11:40 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Why didn't you spend it all on shrimp?
5. 2021-01-22 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I want to get miso paste and katsuobushi but they really only sell pre-shaved flakes at a reasonable price. I wanna get that authentic chunk of dried ass fish wood for making some proper miso soup.
6. 2021-01-23 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Meikai I want to get miso paste and katsuobushi but they really only sell pre-shaved flakes at a reasonable price. I wanna get that authentic chunk of dried ass fish wood for making some proper miso soup.

   
   I'm sure there are a ton of authentic places in your vicinity. Do you judge a whole restaurant by the Miso soup? I just the whole place by the ginger beef and Thai restaurants by the red curry beef. I judge a japanese place by whether they have woanaki (or however it's spelled, I've only said it) which is smoked eel sauce which is gross to most people. Glass eel is the vegan of eel and is worth probably worth more than weed by the pound.
7. 2021-01-23 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I think it's healthy to alternate periods of rest with accomplishment. Originally this started out because i needed to get pop tarts, then i bought more cuz joe Biden giving everyone food stamps now
8. 2021-01-23 at 6:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That ain't Amazon nigga great value is Walmart
9. 2021-01-23 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bradley B's runescape character runs around in full 3rd age while his real life counterpart buys pop tarts with food stamps
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
10. 2021-01-23 at 8:21 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Solstice Bradley B's runescape character runs around in full 3rd age while his real life counterpart buys pop tarts with food stamps

    
    This is why I come to this website.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2021-01-23 at 9:11 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    
12. 2021-01-23 at 9:16 PM UTC

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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Fuck I ran out of cherry pop-tarts. damn they're good. Not Strawberry Pop-Tart good but pretty good.
    
    I dont know how anyone can eat those fucking things raw out of the bag. it's like salty cookie dough. nasty. gotta cook them. cook them right.
    
    blueberry ones dont tast like blueberries. they have no taste. just sugar and dough.
    
    the brownsugar and maple ones are my second fave.
    
    they even had a birthday cake flavored one that was pretty delish