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I think my Chinese girlfriend is on the verge of

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fucking me over and leaving me because we can’t meet until February now

    BITCH

    She gave me a deadline of 15th FEB or it’s over
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    She's cucking you good, I would tell her to fuck off. There's a Pandemic going on and she expects you to up and leave when she wants.
  3. #3
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    She's probably been riding Chang's yellow monster for the past 6 months bro, I'm sorry dude.
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I highly doubt she’s cheating and she introduced me to her parents

    It’s just we’ve been talking for almost a year and neither of us have fucked in that long

    If we can’t meet in Thailand by February it’s probably gonna be over

    Girls are fucking weird, all she talked about was saying how much she loved me, having babies with me, going to travel in China with me to meet her family and talking about our future marriage etc

    I feel like she’s playing me now

    DFG warned me about chink girls

    But I still have faith
  5. #5
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Bro as much as it pains me to tell you this it's hard to see how much you have fallen for some bitch halfway across the globe. I mean I know you like chink hoes but there's like 3 billion of the fuckers.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls DFG warned me about chink girls

    DFG wrote an article about how he liked to start the day by jerking off at strangers on omegle

    don't go to him for advice
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok Ok guys everything is ok for now

    One day she’s asking me to fuck her haemorrhoid ass the next day she hates me

    Bipolar BITCH

    Pics of haemorrhoid on request
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    faggot cock nosse

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Cool bump m8

    But fucking lol

  10. #10
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood faggot cock nosse





    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.



    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian




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