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This might sound like kind of a stretch

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but I think my cat is actually trying to save my life or from a total downfall. I've had a rough two weeks more than normal and my cat archie and I have always been dodging and fighting, he's an attack cat he helped me kill a snake once that could of bit someone elses pet and I cut the snake with a knife in half while he was dodging and fighting and being a cat.

    I've been drinking a lot the last couple weeks and woke up with my face in blood on my new pillows. He will typically just run out really quickly out of my place and Ill let him sit outside if he's going to do that but my old neighbor john the unit I live at now came and knocked on my door with my cat asking for his mail and I gave him the low down on how he's not getting his mail and he told me he's now having a kid. Kinda strange. But he would dodge out a couple times because he begs for treats and I'll just give it to him so he will go back in but he wouldn't so I had to run around the Panopticon of a complex I live in trying to tackle him leaving the door open and he would just run back in not eating the food he wants so bad but sitting on my fridge staring at me. Thats really strange behavior for him, so I'm taking it as a sign I walked out side after words and mario pulled up and gave me a fat sack of some weed which will help me out.

    Really strange.. I know people won't believe me but my cat knows how to turn on the gas stove if I'm gone too long. Kinda bizarre but its true.

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    retard recipe
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    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Tldr

    No one fucking cares

    Also your mom is very fat and ugly
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur pathetic. U already posted this dipshit. Get ur life together
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Hurrr Mama fat...go fuck yourself loser.
  6. #6
    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Hurrr Mama fat…go fuck yourself loser.

    You're a skinny tranny
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    So is ur mother, back off. I'm not her. Get ur life together
  8. #8
    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm So is ur mother, back off. I'm not her. Get ur life together

    If my mom were a tranny I wouldn't be alive you retard.

    Go dilate
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    She changed after giving birth to you, understandably.
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    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She changed after giving birth to you, understandably.

    She's still a woman and you will always be a man
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Thank u 🦉
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    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Thank u 🦉

    Tranny
  13. #13
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Bill Krozby's butthole is kind of stretched ever since he sold his body to the local nigger hoodlums for crack money
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    HURR HURRR MY DAUGHTER DIED
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