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Bill Krozby Is Afraid of Santa Clause Due to Being Molested By A Mall Santa In His Youth

  1. #1
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Ol' kr0z just wanted to ask for a new gi joe when he crawled into santa's lap that fateful Christmas eve at macy's but he got more than he bargained for when saint nick demonstrated his own kung fu grip on young kr0z's tender and undeveloped cock and nuts. he was left traumatized for life by the cruel pedo antics of a mall santa. Folks, kr0z is truly claus-trophobic.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Get off the gas i love santa clause and barton the bear
  3. #3
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Get off the gas i love santa clause and barton the bear

    I'll huff all the gas I want and you cant stop me
  4. #4
    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'll huff all the gas I want and you cant stop me

    I just farted
    You can huff that
  5. #5
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl I just farted
    You can huff that

    Hmmm perhaps you're the real victim of incest, I'd venture to guess that your parents were cousins or perhaps even siblings, your mental illness juvenile sense of humor and deformed cock nose may just be the detrimental effects of fucking inside the family tree which could also explain why you're mentally 11 years old, care to explain to the class why you're a grown man that plays animal crossing on his nintendo?
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    the little girl Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by livingelegy Hmmm perhaps you're the real victim of incest, I'd venture to guess that your parents were cousins or perhaps even siblings, your mental illness juvenile sense of humor and deformed cock nose may just be the detrimental effects of fucking inside the family tree which could also explain why you're mentally 11 years old, care to explain to the class why you're a grown man that plays animal crossing on his nintendo?

    I bet you took a lot of time to write that.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a fucking cock nose
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