Sunday is the most tediously boring day out of the entire week.

1. 2017-03-20 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie I'd rather suffer eternal hellfire than go to church, no joke.

   
   The fact you added no joke made me think about it harder. You'd really rather burn in hell for an infinite amount of time than attend church? Jesus Christ. :)
2. 2017-03-20 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wonder how burning in hell is supposed to work anyway. Like they claim it's our soul that goes to heaven, so it would be our soul that goes to hell. I don't think souls have nerve endings so it wouldn't even hurt. More reason to disbelieve the hocus pocus.
3. 2017-03-20 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I'd rather suffer eternal hellfire than go to church, no joke.

   
   I used to say this all the time
   
   When I was 15
4. 2017-03-20 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how burning in hell is supposed to work anyway. Like they claim it's our soul that goes to heaven, so it would be our soul that goes to hell. I don't think souls have nerve endings so it wouldn't even hurt. More reason to disbelieve the hocus pocus.

   
   Hell isn't eternal torture. It's actually just like dying again, except for realsy.
5. 2017-03-20 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dargo Hell isn't eternal torture. It's actually just like dying again, except for realsy.

   
   Que?
6. 2017-03-20 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I like sundays. Weekdays are short, fridays are an increasingly unfun shitshow with or without company, saturdays are doing all the things I didn't do during the week, but on sundays god can rest, because all that bullshit really takes it out of you. It's good though, when the days of the week start to lose their meaning it's usually bad, even if they're just all similarly free of unpleasantness, not having that cycle of ups and downs fucks people up I think.
7. 2017-03-20 at 1:52 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Lanny I like sundays. Weekdays are short, fridays are an increasingly unfun shitshow with or without company, saturdays are doing all the things I didn't do during the week, but on sundays god can rest, because all that bullshit really takes it out of you. It's good though, when the days of the week start to lose their meaning it's usually bad, even if they're just all similarly free of unpleasantness, not having that cycle of ups and downs fucks people up I think.

   
   Did you just refer to yourself as god? Haha
8. 2017-03-20 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how burning in hell is supposed to work anyway. Like they claim it's our soul that goes to heaven, so it would be our soul that goes to hell. I don't think souls have nerve endings so it wouldn't even hurt. More reason to disbelieve the hocus pocus.

   
   I think all your cells are reformed and you are risen from the dead.. even if you are cremated, all the cells come back together to form a physical you without a soul but a concious and that body is then placed in hell to burn and burn
9. 2017-03-20 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Que?

   
   Huh?
10. 2017-03-20 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ The fact you added no joke made me think about it harder. You'd really rather burn in hell for an infinite amount of time than attend church? Jesus Christ. :)

    
    Lol no, but hell ain't a thing so i can say: I would rather do hypothetical torture for eternity that doesn't exist than go to church.
11. 2017-03-20 at 3:45 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Did you just refer to yourself as god? Haha

    
    All programmers are creators.
12. 2017-03-20 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie All programmers are creators.

    
    Sophie, Do you ever get chest pains when you have to poot?
13. 2017-03-20 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sophie, Do you ever get chest pains when you have to poot?

    
    Not that i recall. Why? Do you need any medical assistance?
14. 2017-03-20 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i waited 10 hours for my mom to go to sleep so I could zmoke a bowl.
15. 2017-03-20 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump i waited 10 hours for my mom to go to sleep so I could zmoke a bowl.

    
    With all due respect scron I'm not getting it. Time to get homeless again. Let's do Tek and live in Detroit. I swear to god I'll do it if we figure it out right.
16. 2017-03-20 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I need to bring chooti x bimut that's it. Detroit den of sin. Let's get fucked. I have no legal obligations. I have nowhere to be. I ain't even playing. Let's fucking do this. Real talk. Like PM type talk.
17. 2017-03-20 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its all downtown scron
18. 2017-03-20 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't bring it up again unless you're serious. Thanks
19. 2017-03-20 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nigga fuck you I waited all day long for this moment right here fuck you and Detroit
20. 2017-03-20 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ Don't bring it up again unless you're serious. Thanks