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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sale/sex-toys/

    Buy a dildo or something and shove it up your ass
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    FOLKS?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I FUCKING SAID FOLKS
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I would never support an Engl*sh business
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Did u buy a little something something for chinese gf?
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol@ 20% student discount
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra lol@ 20% student discount

    lol this review on a fake pussy

    β€œI just lost my virginity to this. Amazing. I can't imagine anything feeling better than this. I came so fast. I might wear it to school to impress my teachers. It doesn't moan, or ask me to do the dishes. Why would I want anything other than this!?”
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Did u buy a little something something for chinese gf?

    calm down GRILLOCKS.
  10. #10
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sale/sex-toys/

    Buy a dildo or something and shove it up your ass

    Access Denied.

    You don't have permission to access "http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sale/sex-toys/" on this server.
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Kev

    Ask your mom to take the parental control off
  12. #12
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Ask your mom to take the child control off

    Ask your crappy limey gubmint to stop being so intolerant of foreigners and let them access your websites.
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Kev Ask your crappy limey gubmint to stop being so intolerant of foreigners and let them access your websites.

    Well my bitch in Thailand can access it
  14. #14
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Well my bitch in Thailand can access it

    then it's intolerant of my very brave browser. i could use a UK proxy i guess but i have seen plastic genitals before, so meh.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Did u buy a little something something for chinese gf?

    She wants a buttplug

    Originally posted by Kev then it's intolerant of my very brave browser. i could use a UK proxy i guess but i have seen plastic genitals before, so meh.

    Do you want a buttplug too?
  16. #16
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls She wants a buttplug



    Do you want a buttplug too?

    no but my loli might want one, she is not allowed in adult shops you see. want to buy her one?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Kev no but my loli might want one, she is not allowed in adult shops you see. want to buy her one?

    Post pics of her and I’ll see what I can do
  18. #18
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Post pics of her and I’ll see what I can do



    damn site, there we go.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    πŸ’–

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free πŸ“ πŸ‘ƒ
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    Haha that’s one ugly thing πŸ˜‚
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