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My neighbor called the COPS on me

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The kept knocking so I finally answered but Im really baked and only answering the door because they keep knocking.
    Im giggling and asking the cop what he wants and he says,
    "Is your tv too loud?"
    and I am like
    "Dowut?"
    so he repeated himself and was like,
    "On that back wall is your tv on and too loud?
    and I responded,
    "The tv in my living room is on but we are in my living room and no it is not too loud".
    The cop seemed frustrated that my tv wasn't too loud and left the scene but then my neighbor started hitting the ceiling trying to get me to turn down my tv because he still thinks it is me.
    I've been here 3 months and have never heard anything really.
    Maybe 2 or 3 times I hear faint music that quieted down quickly.
    What a waste of my tax dollars.
  2. #2
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    You didn't know? The main purpose of tbe police is to waste our time and money and so their best to avoid actually doing their jobs.
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    G African Astronaut
    Fona's oblivious/unaware when sober let alone high, he likely had all his devices firing on full tilt as he burned cheese sticks in his air fryer causing the smoke alarm to wail.

    Over or under he's evicted in 12 monthes ?!
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  4. #4
    blaster master victim of incest
  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Police in NZ would never, ever respond to something as trivial as a noise complaint. They usually don't bother with common assault or theft.

    Gimme some of that American police brutality.
  6. #6
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Police in NZ would never, ever respond to something as trivial as a noise complaint. They usually don't bother with common assault or theft.

    Gimme some of that American police brutality.

    I'm sure the police in NZ hardly respond to anything at all except maybe the occasional sheep rustling attempt, maybe you should move out of your backwater and attempt to experience the real world for a while before you die
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  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Over. I bet fona pays rent and right now that's something in demand.

    u dont have customers for ur dope.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm sure the police in NZ hardly respond to anything at all except maybe the occasional sheep rustling attempt, maybe you should move out of your backwater and attempt to experience the real world for a while before you die

    seriously. What a dump. You can get stolen from and assaulted and the police don't care. what a third-world shithole.
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  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Attach a vacuum in reverse to the toilet outflow pipe and blow toilet water all over his bathroom.
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  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I do hear the music now. I think the guy turned it up out of spite on whoever called the police.
    It is a shitty hip hop beat that just keeps repeating.
    I'm not paying $800 a month to live in a ghetto boombox.
    Not trying to snitch or anything but since the cops already came to my door thinking it was me I feel like I should call the landlord and let them know it is someone else but the only thing is I can't tell if it is through the wall or through the floor.
    Im assuming my neighbor below just guessed it was above him but since it is not and I cant tell if it is below me or to the side idk...
    Ill just file a report about an unknown source of loud shitty music.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I do hear the music now. I think the guy turned it up out of spite on whoever called the police.
    It is a shitty hip hop beat that just keeps repeating.
    I'm not paying $800 a month to live in a ghetto boombox.
    Not trying to snitch or anything but since the cops already came to my door thinking it was me I feel like I should call the landlord and let them know it is someone else but the only thing is I can't tell if it is through the wall or through the floor.
    Im assuming my neighbor below just guessed it was above him but since it is not and I cant tell if it is below me or to the side idk…
    Ill just file a report about an unknown source of loud shitty music.

    Go fuck ur landwhale, first. You need a stress release, Fonaplats.
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Attach a vacuum in reverse to the toilet outflow pipe and blow toilet water all over his bathroom.

    toilet water is clean until pissed and shit in
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Speaking of which, I am on the top floor so if anyone pisses me off I just wait till the pipes clog up and I can turn my water on and ruin all those peasants below me.
    So unless those mud farmers want to be swimming in sewage they better learn their place.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Speaking of which, I am on the top floor so if anyone pisses me off I just wait till the pipes clog up and I can turn my water on and ruin all those peasants below me.
    So unless those mud farmers want to be swimming in sewage they better learn their place.

    but u haven't told them what their place is. You only told us. Are u afraid of confrontation?
  15. #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *knock, knock*
    *yes?*
    *do you have water coming from your ceiling?*
    *yes*
    *that's toilet water*
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  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung but u haven't told them what their place is. You only told us. Are u afraid of confrontation?

    I don't have to tell them. I can load up an out of balance spin cycle and show them.
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  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I don't have to tell them. I can load up an out of balance spin cycle and show them.

    👍
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  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Sounds like another one of Arnie's false outrages. You bitch about every place you live. If your neighbor is banging on the ceiling tell them to stfu or just ignore it.

    I have a neighbor that screams like a dumbass alice in chain lyrics at four in the morning and I text him calling a dumb fuck and eventually went and punched him. Problem solved. I haven't seen or heard from him since
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  19. #19
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The kept knocking so I finally answered but Im really baked and only answering the door because they keep knocking.
    Im giggling and asking the cop what he wants and he says,
    "Is your tv too loud?"
    and I am like
    "Dowut?"
    so he repeated himself and was like,
    "On that back wall is your tv on and too loud?
    and I responded,
    "The tv in my living room is on but we are in my living room and no it is not too loud".
    The cop seemed frustrated that my tv wasn't too loud and left the scene but then my neighbor started hitting the ceiling trying to get me to turn down my tv because he still thinks it is me.
    I've been here 3 months and have never heard anything really.
    Maybe 2 or 3 times I hear faint music that quieted down quickly.
    What a waste of my tax dollars.

    you sound like a piece of shit, ive had problems with several entitled noisy neighbors, none of whom had a job so they blasted their devices 24/7 even when they were out of the house. always heartwarming to know that my tax dollars paid for my own harassment and fucking with MY job and income.
    all of them got kicked out eventually but not without drama dragging on for months.

    you are a waste of fucking tax dollars, go kill yourself.
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kev you sound like a piece of shit, ive had problems with several entitled noisy neighbors, none of whom had a job so they blasted their devices 24/7 even when they were out of the house. always heartwarming to know that my tax dollars paid for my own harassment and fucking with MY job and income.
    all of them got kicked out eventually but not without drama dragging on for months.

    you are a waste of fucking tax dollars, go kill yourself.

    Woah bro, little arnie can be wicked annoying and very selfish but he's not that bad to tell him to kill himself, he has a lot of redeeming qualities, he bought me serious sam 3 on steam for 3 dollars after months of refusing to play the original serious sam with me. He's a good kid, I consider him my son next to my cat archie

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