I am the greatest

1. 2021-01-08 at 2 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   You are all ugly, cock nosed, closet, tranny shagging, ball chinians.
   
   Like, this time last year I had fucked a job up but ended up landing an even sicker job. I was about to kill myself. The thing is, If I was in any of you sad cunt losers' shoes I would be maggot food.
   
   Thank you for making me feel good!
   
   I hope you losers get food stamps or w.e. this is me clocking out from this whole...era, everything. I am one of few TOTSEANs to succeed. Learn from my example.
   
   I had the last say so remember I am better than you and anyone who responds angrily means I win.
   
   Haha
   
   Peace out.
   
   FUCKING LOSERS!
2. 2021-01-08 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I dunno I assume a fair few 'succeeded' considering how many left and didn't come back
   
   
   they can't all be in prison
3. 2021-01-08 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #3
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   This was one of the best quitter goodbyes I ever read.
4. 2021-01-08 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Opies the greatest at being a remote controlled dick head.
5. 2021-01-08 at 7:27 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL This was one of the best quitter goodbyes I ever read.

   
   You havent read much, apparently.
6. 2021-01-08 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   
   
   "My mom told me to play this song at her funeral and wear a big pink dress...and I did.The people there told me it was inappropriate but I just cranked the volume up.I love you mom. - Burt Robotham"
7. 2021-01-08 at 3:42 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   cinnamon raison is actually decent with butter
8. 2021-01-08 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   You da greatest?
   
   Imdabes.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
9. 2021-01-08 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   chinatavian in a nutshell
   
   
10. 2021-01-08 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #10
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I was about to kill myself.

    
    
    
    keep this option open for when the economy prolapses.
11. 2021-01-08 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #11
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Wut? Being alive during an economic depression would be interesting
12. 2021-01-08 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #12
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    not everyone has the grit for it.
13. 2021-01-08 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #13
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just have to get used to the idea of eating people.
14. 2021-01-08 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood cinnamon raison is actually decent with butter

    
    but you fuck hairy asshole