okay id been up since monday afteroon finally went to sleep missed my friends birthday but she understands. some girl called me around 11 asking id go do her and I was nah im good and fell asleep finally around midnight. I woke up drenched in sweat in my calvin klein microfiber briefs with my cat staring at me and was like "hey daddy did you get some good sleep?" and I went to walgreens to pull out money but I was like damn i dont want to get ned by atm maybe heb is open on my phone but I called to make sure and the manager was like no not until six and I was like its six thirty and he's like no its 530 thirty more minutes and I was no its six thirty and he was like no its 530. so I walk out of walgreens and saw some older lady with a fur coat and i was ma'am, what time is it? and she was like I don't watch and I was well you don't have a phone and she said no and started walking the store so i went behind her to go in the store and she started briskly walking in like I was coming for her.
I went and asked the guy that works there at night what time it is and he was like do whut? and i was like what time is it and he was like its 530 and I was haha thats crazy it says six thirty on my phone and he was like brah.. you time traveled an hour into the future, and we laughed about it and I told him how scared the shit out that lady asking her for time and we laughed even more and she was just looking at us like RUDE!
i restarted my phone and the time changed an hour back, so i went to heb got some apples and listerine. But anyways i got the cash back i need and I'm going to go check out my friends new place later. haha thats crazy right?
