New Year's Resolutions?

1. 2020-12-31 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #21
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   To move out of the inner city and start exercising more. Get a place with space for weights, nice area to run in, etc.
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   • netstat, 
   • Bueno
2. 2020-12-31 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by rabbitweed To move out of the inner city and stop molesting kids.

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   • Grylls
3. 2020-12-31 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #23
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i think i will start smoking
   
   
4. 2021-01-01 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Vape less and drink more. My liver is a pure bred champion but my lungs are pussy shit. Some cardio probably wouldn’t hurt but who am I kidding
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   • Bueno
5. 2021-01-01 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Bueno, you should make a resolution to learn how to build an engine. That’s sure to come in handy after the boogaloo revolt.
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   • Bueno
6. 2021-01-01 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   To die a slow painful death along with all other people.
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   • Bueno, 
   • netstat
7. 2021-01-01 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #27
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   to grow more better weed,, to make 20 g's more next summer painting than i made this year painting. pay for a well so as i dont have to truck my drankin water,, oh yeah and to buy 10 toyota;s with new frames
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   • Bueno
8. 2021-01-01 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Be Healthier and Legaler and always act in the objective best interests of tomorrow's youth
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   • Bueno, 
   • itybit
9. 2021-01-01 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #29
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   fuck dem utes they got no respect
10. 2021-01-01 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Bueno motherfucker
11. 2021-01-01 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    To resolve that next New Year's I will resolve to resolve on the next New Year's this same resolution.
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    • netstat
12. 2021-01-01 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #32
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Bueno Would an RO system help?

    
    I got one this summer but my shallow well pump isnt powerful enough to make it work cuz I got the big one
13. 2021-01-04 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Just another day/year in paradise.
14. 2021-01-04 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just another day/year in paradise.

    
    Lol you call that shit hole of usa paradise?
    
    🤣
15. 2021-01-05 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #35
    Kev Space Nigga
    To find joe so he can come up with a scientifical formula to fix my shit life
16. 2021-01-05 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #36
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm gonna discount Patriot's house painting prices by 10% and jack non patriots prices by 30% to cover the discounts for patriots.
17. 2021-01-05 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #37
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    word of advice when getting quotes if you act like you do not want to pay 40 an hr and you settle on 35 an hr ur gonna pay 50 an hr and you wont even know it.
18. 2021-01-05 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm gonna discount Patriot's house painting prices by 10% and jack non patriots prices by 30% to cover the discounts for patriots.

    
    How much to paint the white house maga hat red?
19. 2021-01-05 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #39
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    depends on if we are spraying, Rolling or brushing it.
    
    but I reckon its around a million bucks-10%
20. 2021-01-11 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Made none, meeting my goals. Yes!