What should I have for breakfast

1. 2021-01-04 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #1
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Teriyaki seasoned chicken mixed with a salad
   
   Or
   
   Hot pocket
   
   Since I woke up my appetite isn't going to be that big but the first option does sound more satisfying
2. 2021-01-04 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   how about an all cock nose salad?
   
   Jerusalam Artichoke, Red Onion, Olives and a giant hunk of grilled chicken to represent that fucking cock for a nose
   
   
   oy vey!
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Robert Mugabe, 
   • kroz
3. 2021-01-04 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   OP should cut his hideous dick nose off and beat his mother to death with it for spawning him.
4. 2021-01-05 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   Fuck False Joo Artichokes. How about Gilroy Artichokes with Gilroy Garlic Fries.
5. 2021-01-05 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   That day John Doe Suspect #2 and Luigi went missing on the same day :{ just saying