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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Please attach your resume here
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok youโ€™re hired
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Monks, Douglas

    Current occupation: Unemployed deabeat drug addict

    Hobbies: Raping fat chicks, smoking glass dicks and getting fired.

    Hopes/ ambitions: To not get fired, pay my own bills, not have to rape.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Monks, Douglas

    Current occupation: Unemployed deabeat drug addict

    Hobbies: Raping fat chicks, smoking glass dicks and getting fired.

    Hopes/ ambitions: To not get fired, pay my own bills, not have to rape.

    Sorry youโ€™ve been rejected

    Maybe try applying for a toilet cleaner role
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    Post some music from your cunt pl0x.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Sorry youโ€™ve been rejected

    Maybe try applying for a toilet cleaner role

    Omg fuck you then.

    **smokes a glass dick**
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok fuck it Iโ€™ll get an electric one
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    ๐Ÿ’–

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Lol proves we win just look at the amount of spam there is hahahahahahaha.


    Rat faced cunt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Lol I made it mad ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Lol proves we win just look at the amount of spam there is hahahahahahaha.


    Rat faced cunt.

    5 people spamming versus me just chilling, you all look like retards lmao and you are all single losers with no girlfriends except for a flea bitten chink.

    Also you're a nonce that wants to meet sophie in amsterdam to exchange CP and molest children.

    flea bitten chink that just wants a green card

    Folx would you date a chinese village girl covered in bug bites that can't afford toilet paper?

    Originally posted by Grylls



    Grylls always delivers ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

    And thatโ€™s a freckle not a shit stain
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Scruffy weed addict ex meth head that fell in love with a tranny cause he couldn't get a real gf.


    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    okay person that imports flea bitten chinks
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They don't even have running water or a toilet, they just shit in a hole in the ground and wipe with leaves and rocks. Toilet paper is a luxury there. He got all kinds of infections and bug bites so his legs are covered in sores and pus like he's rotting.

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