Why can't I just win a shitload of money?

1. 2015-06-24 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=Tahoma]Why can't I just win a shitload of money that would the best feeling ever man when you find out you got all that money and its nothin but good times ahead…I WANT IT. [/FONT]
   
   [FONT=Tahoma]Shit, winning just ONE million would be awesome. Thinking of all the sweet shit that would buy. Why can't I? That money is just sitting in some account not belonging to anyone just sitting there going to waste when it could be mine! Come on God PLEASE, just let some of that money out of the vault and get it to ME! [/FONT]
2. 2015-06-25 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #2
   Chronic Yung Blood
   If I ever come into a shitload of money (as in, multi-millions) I'm just gonna travel and see the world. It's a big fucking place full of interesting people, places, and other stuff.
3. 2015-06-25 at 3 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm used to poverty and hardship, it's all I know.
4. 2017-03-19 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #4
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Bump because
5. 2017-03-19 at 7:53 AM UTC

   #5
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   because you're a loser faggot.