2021-01-02 at 6:51 PM UTC
I felt a surplus of emotions from that story. Thank u & thank u goblin.
2021-01-02 at 6:55 PM UTC
Then YOU came to the field.
You ordered the goblin to take back the paws that it just gave back to the lambs.
So now the lambs were extra sad. Your fault!
All the lambs are crying so hard right now
"Apriiilllllllllllll give us back our poor little paws"
Cry cry cry crying intensifies
But you fucking just LAUGH at them
"Stupid LAMBS! No paws for you!"
2021-01-02 at 7:03 PM UTC
U gave them their paws back, then just took them away again. So Cruel.
2021-01-02 at 7:11 PM UTC
No! I come & shave off all their fur & make them cute lil boots to prance around in.
They don't want the goblin to own their soul.
2021-01-02 at 7:33 PM UTC
Nothing in life is free, Wren. 😜
2021-01-02 at 7:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Nothing in life is free, Wren. 😜
That's not what the street vendor told me last night when I got a free watch from him for purchasing an additional 200 dollar legit Rolex! Got eeeeem!
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2021-01-02 at 7:39 PM UTC
He told me his name was futureman. He actually gave me a free individual singular egg, too.
2021-01-02 at 7:47 PM UTC
Omg. 🙄 Futureman is a good dude. He doesn't troll the internet like you. I assume he uses the site like a text msg...cuz he doesn't give a fuck. Unlike the ppl on here who throw a fit 😂 dumb
2021-01-02 at 7:52 PM UTC
If anything he only trolls her. So who cares? Lol.
Pretty sure every man here in uproar.
2021-01-02 at 7:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
If anything he only trolls her. So who cares? Lol.
Pretty sure every man here in uproar.
I love him.
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2021-01-02 at 7:56 PM UTC
Lol. Me too. He's a good dude, & that's hard to find.
2021-01-02 at 8:02 PM UTC
He tortures animals.
I can feel it now.
2021-01-02 at 8:05 PM UTC
Lol. Nah, never seen or heard him. Pretty sure Tara has spoken to him.
Why jump to worse case scenario cuz guy doesn't wanna interact w other guys?