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They gave me the wrong couch and it doesn't even work + looks like shit.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Below is what I ordered.



    And today they delivered the sofa part.
    Below is what I got.




    I do not think that they delivered the color couch I purchased.
    Also notice those big ugly gaps between the back rests???
    The one I purchased didn't have that.
    Also I went to try and recline and immediately the fucking foot rest thing broke and wont go back down unless you start working it.

    Folx, I am very dissatisfied.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Opie couldn't take care of his dog and is a liar and has hepatitis
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im going to the mall to put my foot in these people's asses.
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im going to the mall to put my foot in these people's asses.

    Nope
  5. #5
    its literally the exact same one????
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nope

    You wanna talk about Serious Sam 3?
    How for months and months you tried to get me to play it and then I bought the newer one for you and I both.
    And then you acted like you didn't even know how to play a computer game.
    It took the better part of a week to talk you through the steps on how to join a server because you was always so fucked up on 4Loko.
    Then when you did join the server you just stood there and didn't move the entire game.
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  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    You're a low baller retard

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You wanna talk about Serious Sam 3?
    How for months and months you tried to get me to play it and then I bought the newer one for you and I both.
    And then you acted like you didn't even know how to play a computer game.
    It took the better part of a week to talk you through the steps on how to join a server because you was always so fucked up on 4Loko.
    Then when you did join the server you just stood there and didn't move the entire game.

    You're a low baller retard
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I guess i did order that color couch.

    Im at the mall but their couch looks and feels way better.


  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    i love when other ppl experience problems, and get frustrated.
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    They said hold onto the crappy couch and they will switch it with another couch when they get more in stock...
  11. #11
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats They said hold onto the crappy couch and they will switch it with another couch when they get more in stock…

    How many hostages did you take after this
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  12. #12
    blaster master victim of incest
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  13. #13
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    can i be the first to spunk all over it
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  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by blaster master looks like you don't have the bolts tight enough

    I didnt pay for some assembly required.
  15. #15
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung My scrotum chin prevents any successful mating with females.
  16. #16
    The latch broke? Or did it just pop off/cable unhooked?

    You could use a ziptie to hook up the cable if its popping off.
  17. #17
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Do yourself a favore. Don't smoke in your room with new furniture. dont let anyone. you'll smell it up.

    I hated going over to my mom's house because even though she smoked outside her clothes transfered it to the sofa at her house.

    you should wear a "Smoking Jacket". the purpuse of that was not to transfer the stank of a Cigar or Cigs to other parts of the house.
  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    what a dumbass buy lol...furniture should either be built or obtained second hand or at extremely discounted prices only...i wonder what other purchases u make that are unneeded
  19. #19
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    $600 bucks for an arse holster?

    I stole my couch from a truck that parked outside trump tower one time. I invited the driver in and fed him liquor and tortillas and listened to his dumb stories and had eric and don jr break the lock. Stupid fucks dont equal with the orange phantom

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