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This will be the first NYE I will spend sober since 2007

  1. #1
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Due to recent events I have quit alcohol.
    It's no longer something I can mess with, it was one thing to endure extreme hangovers but now I'm at a point where it's severely affecting my health.

    Tonight I will be enjoying a wholesome and sober celebration in Animal Crossing with my villager friends.
    I'll probably watch some movies too.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Why were you drinking so much?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    alcohol and animal crossing are so mainstream, holy fuck are you ever a goofy little robot
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Why were you drinking so much?

    I'm addicted to the feeling of being drunk.
    It made things like watching music videos and playing games so much more fun.
    Imagine when you were young and doing something you love for the first time, alcohol would give me that feeling.
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo alcohol and animal crossing are so mainstream, holy fuck are you ever a goofy little robot

    You know what else is mainstream?
    Breathing, you should avoid that since you are so concerned with obscurity.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You know what else is mainstream?
    Breathing, you should avoid that since you are so concerned with obscurity.

    Its funny that you use "obscurity" to justify the inadequacies you have with almost every other person on the planet. You are buried 5 feet below the societal ladder and soon enough it will be six
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I'm addicted to the feeling of being drunk.
    It made things like watching music videos and playing games so much more fun.
    Imagine when you were young and doing something you love for the first time, alcohol would give me that feeling.

    It sucks that you have damaged yourself due to this. You know, you could experience similar feelings by trying new things and actually doing things for the first time.

    Why repeat the same things over and over, while tricking yourself into feeling like it's brand new? It sounds like you're stuck and unwilling to move on, and your stubbornness has now cost you your health and your enjoyment.

    Do you regret this?
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe You know, you could experience similar feelings by trying new things and actually doing things for the first time.

    Yeah, like Heroin.
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Due to recent events I have quit alcohol.
    It's no longer something I can mess with, it was one thing to endure extreme hangovers but now I'm at a point where it's severely affecting my health.

    Tonight I will be enjoying a wholesome and sober celebration in Animal Crossing with my villager friends.
    I'll probably watch some movies too.

    have someone break in as you watch movies, this collapses you heart, nigger rapes you as your heart goes out, life goes out of you, and he cums in yo dead ass mouth.

    rest in pieces. end of story. you're welcome.
  10. #10
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe It sucks that you have damaged yourself due to this. You know, you could experience similar feelings by trying new things and actually doing things for the first time.

    Why repeat the same things over and over, while tricking yourself into feeling like it's brand new? It sounds like you're stuck and unwilling to move on, and your stubbornness has now cost you your health and your enjoyment.

    Do you regret this?

    I did it because it made me feel amazing, not because I wanted to feel like I was enjoying things for the first time.
    If I could have done things differently I never would have ever touched alcohol.
    All drugs are garbage and should be illegal, including marijuana.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I did it because it made me feel amazing, not because I wanted to feel like I was enjoying things for the first time.
    If I could have done things differently I never would have ever touched alcohol.
    All drugs are garbage and should be illegal, including marijuana.

    bro u just get worse and worse fr
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I did it because it made me feel amazing, not because I wanted to feel like I was enjoying things for the first time.
    If I could have done things differently I never would have ever touched alcohol.
    All drugs are garbage and should be illegal, including marijuana.

    Illegal for large children such as yourself, yes, but regular adults capable of providing for themselves and who have self-control should have no issues with consumption. You think nobody else should be allowed to drink just because you drank too much and never did anything with your life?
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Illegal for large children such as yourself, yes, but regular adults capable of providing for themselves and who have self-control should have no issues with consumption. You think nobody else should be allowed to drink just because you drank too much and never did anything with your life?

    All drugs should be illegal and degenerates like yourself should be put in concentration camps
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king All drugs should be illegal and degenerates like yourself should be put in concentration camps

    Alcoholic who still lives with mom after 30 years and contributes nothing to society calls person offering him advice a degenerate.
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    Originally posted by Jesus is king Due to recent events I have quit alcohol.

    Did that margarita mix break your budget for the month
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    Originally posted by Jesus is king All drugs are garbage and should be illegal, including marijuana.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal





    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Indiana and I make like $1,200 a month
    The okaa and I might move to Michigan soon (like within a year or two) and start out as trimmers then move up to growing and selling marijuana.
    It's been said that a grower can make up to a million shekels a year growing marijuana.

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man iie I live in Indiana atm ;_; orz
    No weed, you can't buy alcohol on sunday, people are dumb, too many sheepish working class boring bozoos.
    Nothing but strip malls and office buildings.

    I'm moving to Colorado though so I am feeling pretty EXCITED.

    Still living in fucking Indiana LMAO

    Originally posted by Jesus is king You can buy alcohol on Sunday here.
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  17. #17
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Lololol conk-tradicting himself.
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    nice crack pipe


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  19. #19
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    That's a poker for the vaporizer bowl you dumbass
  20. #20
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Also why do you have my photos saved to my computer you creepy homosexual.

    The thought of someone as ugly and retarded looking as you masturbating to my bedroom pics sends chills down my spine.
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