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Have you ever gone into an Open House..

  1. #1
    Bugz Space Nigga
    And pretended to look the house over until everyone but the real estate agent leaves and just walk around knowing the agent is down stairs brushing over papers and use the Toilet because you had to crap really bad? I mean I know thats a scene in the film "I love you, Man" but it is things people do.

    They plugged up my toilet doing that. We came back to the house we were selling and it stunk like shit and the Real Estate Agent said some guy came in and used it. They Stick a paper over the toilet seat requesting viewers not use personal toilets.


    we had a guess toilet downstairs too. but they used the one in the master bedroom.

    Also I know this would not be professional

  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    not really like that, though first time i ever had sex was in an open house like it wasn't an open house where you were invited in, it probably had just been built and the real estate agent came up into the upstairs bed room, luckily we got dressed in time, super awkward and just had to tell the guy that we were just checking out the place and liked it lolol
  3. #3
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby not really like that, though first time i ever had sex was in an open house like it wasn't an open house where you were invited in, it probably had just been built and the real estate agent came up into the upstairs bed room, luckily we got dressed in time, super awkward and just had to tell the guy that we were just checking out the place and liked it lolol

    did you blow your wad on someones pillow case?
  4. #4
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Bugz, I don't have much time. You're being targeted. Clogging your toilet is one of their covert intimidation tactics. They're coming for me. They're watching me man. They're going to hit me next. Pray for my toilet.
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