On Going Religious Experience

1. 2020-12-24 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #1
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   So yeah basically i'm either going insane or god is talking to me.
   
   Discuss.
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2. 2020-12-24 at 5:38 AM UTC

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   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   What did you take
3. 2020-12-24 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Nothing.
   
   A multivitamin, ginko extract, omega 3-6-9 and vitamin b12 in the morning.
   
   currently on my 5th beer, i think.
4. 2020-12-24 at 6:06 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   smoked 2 joints as well, prob go smoke another in a min.
5. 2020-12-24 at 7 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   happy are they that come to my sabbath
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6. 2020-12-24 at 7:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Nil smoked 2 joints as well, prob go smoke another in a min.

   
   What was your religious experience?
7. 2020-12-24 at 7:17 AM UTC

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   netstat African Astronaut
   edited for privacy
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8. 2020-12-24 at 7:39 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You think God would wanna talk with yo ass get real
9. 2020-12-24 at 7:42 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian What was your religious experience?

   
   Actionless triumphs(ghandi with more meth and porn)
   Augury(several crows attacking a hawk)
   Harvesting Eagle Feathers at a lake named after me(yea,but it had already succumb)
   Saluted by strangers in edmonton (either the State fucking with me or Actually fealty)
   Protected by the Church(not sure which, seem catholic)
   Odd encounters(can elaborate)
   A feeling coming over me, like a wave. from my feet to the tip of my head(like a small warm wave of pressured air that fealt both cleansing and reassuring)
   Unshaking Faith that i'll always be okay and taken care of(yea)
   
   And of course the divine messages telling me that I need to set things right, somehow, to forgive(Him and others)
   that he was going to kill us all but some are alright and get it
   And yeah, beyond that, it's just have Faith, Do Right and Live well.
10. 2020-12-24 at 7:43 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    And Love, of course, Love above all, Love when it's hardest.
11. 2020-12-24 at 7:43 AM UTC

    #11
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by netstat i am a prophet of the lord

    
    He's an asshole.
12. 2020-12-24 at 7:46 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I am also getting hints of a Divine mission but no specifics. I can choose to sit around, get drunk and smoke weed but there will be consequences, the longer I dawdle.
13. 2020-12-24 at 7:51 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Ghost You think God would wanna talk with yo ass get real

    
    Fuck you, i shouldnt have bitched at Him so much right before that one suicide attempt. now He's interested.
    
    He humbled me and then talked, i wanted equal status, my terms but He showed me some shit fr.
14. 2020-12-24 at 7:55 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Worthless fuck still owes me $20 for them lotto tickets
15. 2020-12-24 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #15
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    He book of jobebedf my dumbass, be thankful.
16. 2020-12-24 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #16
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Oh yeah and right after i named my demon, i passed a lake of the same name, although in english(i named it in cree). i had no map and didnt know about it. I assumed it was his seat or rather i bound it there.
17. 2020-12-24 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    He has made His sign in the sky, He has raised me from the pit and set me high.
    
    
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18. 2020-12-25 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    b blessed my niggas.
    
    don't ever live in fear.
    
    rejoice.
19. 2020-12-26 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
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    I'm wary of magical thinking, but then again I'm forgetting how it seems veridical according to itself. Perhaps there's something I've missed.
    
20. 2020-12-26 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Nil So yeah basically i'm either going insane or god is talking to me.
    
    Discuss.

    
    you need to listen. we're all in very trying times. its pure madness out there. I guess the rule to keep in mind is stay calm and ride it out with God as your co-pilot. Jesus if you're a Christian.
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