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How to make money as a hiki neet

  1. #1
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I want to buy CDs every day but that costs money

    How do I money?
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    probably sucking dicks behind the habib mart because his gay porn will never take off
  4. #4
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    nose penetration porn, u have the physique.
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  5. #5
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Nil nose penetration porn, u have the physique.

    tearing virgin buttholes is what the title should be called. even though pros will be ripped as well
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get a part time job

    buy/steal shit in bulk and resell on eBay, Craigslist etc

    learn a skill like writing, photoshop, web coding or something and freelance

    slip and fall at a restaurant or stadium and sue them
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    make da big bucks like wario

    bang grannies and leech off them financially like wario
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  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    volunteer to help elderly people that live alone, kill them and collect their SS payments
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ask your mother for extra allowance
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sell your zogulus VR gear
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  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    see if local universities will pay you to allow them to test experimental drugs on you

    if they don't pay apply anyway, because statistically speaking they're unlikely to make your situation any worse
  12. #12
    Bugz Space Nigga
    it almost seems like there are two aldra's part of the NetA NetB thing.. like a netsplit. same url in this case but two different groups using the same handles.

    I think they're called Go Betweens. the kids on American Dad demonstrated this shit. but I posted about it years back on a forum and Seth McFarlane writers steal humorous ideas from reddit and places like this

    dont think they dont.
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stand uncomfortably close to people on public transport and offer to move back for a 'donation'
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bugz it almost seems like there are two aldra's part of the NetA NetB thing.. like a netsplit. same url in this case but two different groups using the same handles.

    I'm trying to develop schizophrenia through a barrage of psychotropic drugs and electric shocks
  15. #15
    Bugz Space Nigga
    I want Royalty payments. Im not your Man-Muse, Hollywood.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you have to prove your lineage for that
  17. #17
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra see if local universities will pay you to allow them to test experimental drugs on you

    if they don't pay apply anyway, because statistically speaking they're unlikely to make your situation any worse

    Is that what happened to you and bugz
  18. #18
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by aldra I'm trying to develop schizophrenia through a barrage of psychotropic drugs and electric shocks

    how to induce catatonic-schizophrenia:

    combine an extremely high-dose of seroquel and venlafaxfine everyday twice a day for a week and then stop.

    i would highly recommend not doing this unless you plan on blowing your brains out afterwards or if you do want to feel what it's like losing a severe amount of intellect and end up like this guy:

  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    How about buying some normal fucking furniture you trailer park tv on dresser hick piece of shit loser

  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    The virgin that keeps their TV on the floor vs the chad wall mounter

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Got a tv mounted to the wall in my bedroom.
    It swings out so I can watch it from the shitter.




    Imma get a bigger tv in a few months.
    This will doo doo for now.
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