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getting xmas presents

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol this might sound kinda bad but its not really but i moved to where im at like 4 months ago and there is no neighbor next to me yet they get mail and letters but on there door, i saw the hippy ups guy and was like woah bro no body lives here and hasn't for months and he's like alright.. i'll look into that.. of course he doesn't and keeps putting packages there and somebody is just stealing them, so i figured i'll snatch them up, noticed the name one of the packages and its a name of someone that lived in the unit im at my neighbor johns "gf" I think, I don't know her last name. I text john telling him what the deal is and he never got back to me.. kinda weird that they just keep sending packages to a unit the never lived at and ups doesn't care and keeps dropping off stuff there

    so far I've got a new night stand (I have to build it uhgg) hand sanditizer, lotion and shampoo. And a george clooney dvd.. lol

    anyone ever had something like this happen? I got a notice on my door saying someone is stealing packages but I figured if the person doesn't live here and hasn't for months and the ups is dropping them at a ghost house why not?

    but yeah the night stand seems cool, just haven't put it together but its two in one box and I need a new night stand I through mine out the other day what a coincidence

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    G African Astronaut
    I've been getting the local newspaper for years now having never subscribed lol ?!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rape kits* for everyone

    *the kit contains rope, tape and viagra
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra rape kits* for everyone

    *the kit contains rope, tape and viagra

    Im 33 years old I don't need viagro, not sure what you're gibbering about
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Im 33 years old I don't need viagro, not sure what you're gibbering about

    not everyone's as prolific a rapist as you, gotta look out for the newcomers
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Im 33 years old I don't need viagro, not sure what you're gibbering about

    aldra realizes that ur a scumbag.
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Krampus Krotz has been giving away herpes for Christmas, folks.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung aldra realizes that ur a scumbag.

    lol you're a fat piece of shit that lives in his car that was begging me for money the other day, you're as scummy as they come. you and aldra are just trying to derail a legit thread because you guys know im better than both of you
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    I still keep getting warrant notifications for ex wife #2 in my mailbox...does that count?
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung aldra realizes that ur a scumbag.

    You tea bag car bonnets with your chin nuts.
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    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I still keep getting warrant notifications for ex wife #2 in my mailbox…does that count?

    lol what did your ex wife do?
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol what did your ex wife do?

    The latest one is for not showing up to court for traffic stop/fines...she's a 7 times felon though so that one's water off a ducks back I guess.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by blaster master Did you ever her make her get a charge for you? Like make her take the fall on some dirty dirty?

    No, I'm a good boy who just likes bad girls...or did.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but anyways just checked the mail and got a letter from my mom and dad which is nice because the last six months things have been really rocky for us, glad they still love me though after everything thats happened over the years thats all I want for xmas is to be loved and to love. I'm going hiking at zilker park with this german girl who doesn't have any family here so it should be an interesting xmas, most xmas's I spend alone so its still rad because a lot of people don't know this about me but I actually believe in jesus and its a holy day though its speculated that jesus wasn't born on december 25th the poloticians that helped co-write the bible got that date from astrology believe it or not.

    crazy right? back in the pre-semuraian days people used the stars as a map for there travels and people think thats insane but what else did they have to go on?







    oh yeah but whats weird about the card though is he called me "doug" he's never called me "doug"
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