2k1 is Hiki's dad.

1. 2020-12-22 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #1
   blaster master victim of incest
2. 2020-12-22 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #2
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   My parents met at a gym.
   They would frequently eat at this Asian noodle restaurant.
   Then you know they started making hanky panky and your favorite internet person was conceived.
   He was getting divorced from his previous marriage with the woman who birthed my half siblings.
   My dad is a pretty soulless dead inside type person like krotz which is why he never went serious with my mom.
   If he had been mentally sound and had a heart I think at least he would have wanted to be more involved in my life.
   
   Idc though growing up with a dad literally made zero impact on me ans I didn't even really think about him until I decided to meet go with him when I was 16.
   H
   He gave me $100 and I used it to buy Mass Effect.
3. 2020-12-22 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Hurrr mass efect! Krotz! Race car bed!
   
   Whut u fink statek?
   
   Sounds like hiki has some daddy issues no wonder why he wants to be a woman
4. 2020-12-22 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Pretty sure people with daddy issues become dishwashing drug addicted deadbeats, not women.
5. 2020-12-22 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jesus is king Pretty sure people with daddy issues become dishwashing drug addicted deadbeats, not women.

   
   Okay guy that doesn't know his dad and wants to be a woman.
   
   Like lets just be real here you obviously dont know your dad just fables your cookie mom told you.
   
   Your dad obviously just saw your mom as a stupid ho and wanted nothing to do with you guys
6. 2020-12-22 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay guy that doesn't know his dad and wants to be a woman

   
   

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Post a picture of you and him then

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jesus is king I will if you send me pics of your daughter

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sounds like something someone would say that doesn't know their father

7. 2020-12-22 at 6:51 PM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by blaster master So one time me and 2k1 were smoking herbs in video chat and 2k1 said that in early 1990 he was on a business trip and fucked hiki's mom while she was working at a strip club called "the krusty klam". He said it was different times back then, so he didn't wear a rubber or pull out.

   
   It was called "The Gym"
   
   

   Originally posted by Jesus is king My parents met at a gym."
   They would frequently eat at this Asian noodle restaurant.
   Then you know they started making hanky panky and your favorite internet person was conceived.
   He was getting divorced from his previous marriage with the woman who birthed my half siblings.
   My dad is a pretty soulless dead inside type person like krotz which is why he never went serious with my mom.
   If he had been mentally sound and had a heart I think at least he would have wanted to be more involved in my life.
   
   Idc though growing up with a dad literally made zero impact on me ans I didn't even really think about him until I decided to meet go with him when I was 16.
   H
   He gave me $100 and I used it to buy Mass Effect.

   
   1:" My parents met at a gym." Wrong. It was 'The Gym'
   
   2: "They would frequently eat at this Asian noodle restaurant." Wrong again. It was an Rocky Theme 'All you can eat Spaghetti buffet"
   
   3: "Then you know they started making hanky panky and your favorite internet person was conceived." [X][X][X] Wrong again. I jizzed before I could pull out and I heard her say "I feel pregnant" and that was my queue to split.
   
   4: "He was getting divorced from his previous marriage with the woman who birthed my half siblings." what a sweet cloud story
   
   5: "My dad is a pretty soulless dead inside type person like krotz which is why he never went serious with my mom." Half truths. I feel dead inside now but that occurred after 2012
   
   6: "f he had been mentally sound and had a heart I think at least he would have wanted to be more involved in my life." I almost feel bad about going along with this Joke because my real pops split too. but I was left with a crazy mother fucking adopted father. not step but adopted me. :(
   
   Epilogue: "Idc though growing up with a dad literally made zero impact on me ans I didn't even really think about him until I decided to meet go with him when I was 16.
   H
   He gave me $100 and I used it to buy Mass Effect." WTF? I could of used that for more erbs. well Enjoy kid.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • blaster master, 
   • Nil
8. 2020-12-22 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jesus is king I didn't even really think about him until I decided to meet go with him when I was 16.
   
   He gave me $100 and I used it to buy Mass Effect.

   
   You let your dad suck you off for $100?
   
   Daaayum cock-nose.
9. 2020-12-22 at 7 PM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga
   ooo burn
10. 2020-12-22 at 7:18 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Where is Hiki's dad?
    I dont blame him for leaving.
11. 2020-12-22 at 9:48 PM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Your dad obviously just saw your mom as a stupid ho and wanted nothing to do with you guys

    
    Hikis dad saw which way the wind was blowing and dipped like a fucking champ.
12. 2020-12-22 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Nil Hikis dad saw which way the wind was blowing and dipped like a fucking champ.

    
    The coward doesn't fall far from the coward.
13. 2020-12-23 at 12:04 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    LOL
14. 2020-12-23 at 1:37 AM UTC

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    Bugz Space Nigga
    that was a good one , fona.
    
    
    it almost reminds me of the Bidens. Hunter and Broseph.