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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was taking a pizza over to this place and there were all these girls and they were having a party and they didn't open the front door when i rang the bell so i went to the back and there were all these girls and there was a girl with out an arm, and all the other girls were ohhh its her birthday today and i was like "ohhh thats rad happy bday doll!" and smiled at her.

    and then some black chick was like oh you look like the guy from "haymaker" a sammich shop down the street from them.. and i was like "lol a lot people think i am from some where i have a kind of familiar face"

    and she was like "you have the same look and face" and the black chick tipped me

    and then the lady missing an arm said as I was leaving screamed "enjoy your face!"
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  2. #2
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she prolly just watched the noah movie and recognized you from that.
  3. #3
    nonarky Houston
    i would of pissed on the pizza
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by nonarky i would of pissed on the pizza

    i couldnt really of done that considering i handed it over and the insults came after..
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist she prolly just watched the noah movie and recognized you from that.

    so you're saying she's a jedi lover? or what?
  6. #6
    Bill Krozby licks every pizza pi he delivers to give it a special Bill Krozby hepatitis C flavor
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Bill Krozby licks every pizza pi he delivers to give it a special Bill Krozby hepatitis C flavor

    im sure you'd like that you fruit cake
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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    it happens...
  10. #10
    I just love how intense his face is as he light it for him and the pizza guy isnt even holding the pipe lmao best pic ever.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby im sure you'd like that you fruit cake

    Did I hit a sour C note? Dude, do you have Hepatitis :( I sowwy!
  12. #12
    Never happened.
  13. #13
    bling bling Dark Matter
    post pic of bum bag or lie
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  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR Never happened.

    pretty sure it happened brah, i was there, you werent
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by bling bling post pic of bum bag or lie

    im not sure what a bum bag is
  16. #16
    Deus Maximus Yung Blood
    Literally non of that happened.
  17. #17
    It was a good story non the less, Brah!

    actually it sucked like you do hep-C dikz
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  18. #18
    Deus Maximus Yung Blood
    Haha.
  19. #19
    bling bling Dark Matter
    not u got a thing wot u put mone in
  20. #20
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i acually beleved this thred btw
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