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  1. #1
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    In the mid 21st century a breakaway society formed in the region of the North West and areas of canada.
    These simple folk rejected the notion of transhumanism and augmented reality.

    While the rest of society implanted computer chips into their brain and lived a hedonistic life in virtual reality, these people lived an archaic and ancient like akin to the early 90s.

    Dressed in 00s era garb these folk lead a simple life tending to their communities in small towns, feeding themselves in establishments called "restaurants" and "grocery stores".
    The children spend the day riding bicycles around town, playing PS2 or watch Roseanne reruns on devices called "catgode-ray tube televisions".

    Mind uploading, e-cigs and gender reassignment surgeries are strictly forbidden in their communities.
    The child are taught various principles rooted in white supremacy such as family building, masculinity, responsibility and the value of life.

    Accounts of people who fled for the new world tale stories of magnificent transformation and new found happiness

    "I cousin believe what I was missing out on!
    The first day I left I immediately had grs and went on hormones"

    "Back where I came from having sexual relations with your pet dog was frowned upon.
    Here in the new world I am accepted and no longer have to hide who I am"

    "All we had was PS2 and gta 3 ... I thought I would go mad and mass shoot a grocery store"
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    kill yourself
  3. #3
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost kill yourself

  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king

    What the fuck is that thing at 1:00
  5. #5
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls What the fuck is that thing at 1:00

    Canadian walrus
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jesus is king

    nobody cares
  7. #7
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost nobody cares

    Your favorite anime and card game is so bad YouTube's first anime reviewer snapped and killed his family
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    you don't know what my favorite anime is.

  9. #9
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Hiki is like our own version of these guys







    he Examiner building. 1979-1980 painting back drops and shooting the cop car scene. not sure if it was this video or not.
  10. #10
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jesus is king

    Isnt that Ted Kaczynski (not the real one) from the TV movie about him?
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