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I have a date tonight

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've been at my new place like maybe 3 months tops but i've never cleaned anything because it hold like a ridge wallet if you know what I mean, but I'm off today and I'm buying some booze and cleaning my place because this girl who in my mind atm is a total doll but I will secretly hate after I have sex with her but then It will come back full circle. It's been awhile I've done this but I'm just riding the wavves fam

    But I have to admit fam, with all this shut down on pussy I'm pretty horned up, I'm kinda pre-cumming like a Clydesdale about to top a Shetland pony

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    How long till they post the mugshiot?

  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Nil How long till they post the mugshiot?


    Wont happen?
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    How does she weigh?
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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    no u don't.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe How does she weigh?

    idk she has big tits and ass and thats what im into and she has a pretty mouth
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung no u don't.

    yeah i do, i had one last night but i rescheduled it because I was too busy doing my own thing, plus she was german, she was not a fatty but i felt like she won't give me a break and she's on fatty anti dipressants like yourself and works for a non profit.. i'll hedge my bets.. and keep her as a potentional side bitch, she said she has no family here that they are all in germany but will come spend xmas with me, i have no family here either but it would be kinda weird

    girl A said I can do whatever I wqant since It's my place but at her place it's different... think ill do whatever I want tonight



    i fucking need this, im all about the act but isn't everyone?
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    is ur herpes flared up
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I hope pappy Mongs gave Dewglass a big enough allowance this week to cover the food costs
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but the thing is about this with all of this horrible virus and disease things are not normal and she leveled with me and said she will come over but won't drink, so in a way covid has now made it easier for me to get pussy because so many girls are pent up and horny and I have the papers to prove im covid free... she's a nurse so I had to go through this new obstacle but hey.. we're all in this together fam, she said she doesn't want children but always talks about family.. we will see how this goes..

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting is ur herpes flared up

    nah dawg im harder than chinese arithmitec and with whats coming up this might be the last night on earth where i spread my seed
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I hope pappy Mongs gave Dewglass a big enough allowance this week to cover the food costs

    I'll give you an allowance if you swallow you pussy, oh wait i don't need to because you'd do it for free
  14. #14
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'll give you an allowance if you swallow you pussy

    No worries, Dewglass. The US government is sending help your way. Think of all the cattle you can feed with 600 bro
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 No worries, Dewglass. The US government is sending help your way. Think of all the cattle you can feed with 600 bro

    I'm not worried at all and I don't even know about this 600 follars and I didn't ask for it, get off the gas and step up your game you're a small ho
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not worried at all and I don't even know about this 600 follars and I didn't ask for it, get off the gas and step up your game you're a small ho

    Bro you can probably service multiple box trucks with plenty left over for copious amounts of fun rocks.

    Merry Christmas, Dewglass. 🛠🚛🚬🎱🎄
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but the thing is about this with all of this horrible virus and disease things are not normal and she leveled with me and said she will come over but won't drink, so in a way covid has now made it easier for me to get pussy because so many girls are pent up and horny and I have the papers to prove im covid free…

    Jesus Christ this is what the world has come to, providing health check papers before getting dick wet.
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  18. #18
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP fucks fat hoes
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  19. #19
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Shut up cock nose
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Shut up cock nose

    Your nose looks like an insect
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