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God told me to tell you gaiz

  1. 2020-12-11 at 2:22 PM UTC
    #1
    Jeff Houston
    To go and fux yo selves
  2. 2020-12-11 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #2
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Go home jeff ur drunk
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2020-12-15 at 2:19 AM UTC
    #3
    Jeff Houston
    Okay
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2020-12-15 at 2:25 AM UTC
    #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.
  5. 2020-12-15 at 2:56 AM UTC
    #5
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    k, God?
  6. 2020-12-15 at 10:23 PM UTC
    #6
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.

    For fists sake no its not
  7. 2020-12-15 at 10:39 PM UTC
    #7
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.

    say i were to clone myself and then fuck my clone?
  8. 2020-12-15 at 10:40 PM UTC
    #8
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.

    Listen to spec guys, he's been trying.
  9. 2020-12-16 at 1 AM UTC
    #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by street_carp Listen to spec guys, he's been trying.

    That didn't scare me.
  10. 2020-12-16 at 7:52 AM UTC
    #10
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    Is it physically possible for a man to demod himself?
  11. 2020-12-16 at 4:32 PM UTC
    #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by street_carp Is it physically possible for a man to demod himself?

    Absolutely.
  12. 2020-12-16 at 5:04 PM UTC
    #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.

    By what definition of "fuck?"
  13. 2020-12-16 at 5:28 PM UTC
    #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ By what definition of "fuck?"

    Penis in a hole.
  14. 2020-12-16 at 5:30 PM UTC
    #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Penis in a hole.

    What if you cut a hole in your ballsack? Surely most every man aside from your malices of the world could fuck that.
  15. 2020-12-16 at 5:35 PM UTC
    #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you cut a hole in your ballsack? Surely most every man aside from your malices of the world could fuck that.

    The penis itself can't count.
  16. 2020-12-16 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The penis itself can't count.

    Now you're just being silly.
  17. 2020-12-16 at 6:31 PM UTC
    #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Now you're just being silly.

    Sooo... you're of the opinion the penis can count.
  18. 2020-12-16 at 6:33 PM UTC
    #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… you're of the opinion the penis can count.

    Well...you're of the opinion a man cannot fuck himself because his own penis can't count as the instrument of fucking.

    These are like the weird semantic loopholes the government tries to play on us.

    If a man's own penis doesn't count, than what does??
  19. 2020-12-16 at 6:34 PM UTC
    #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's physically impossible for a man to fuck himself.

    you underestimate the length of my penis and my flexibility
  20. 2020-12-16 at 7:13 PM UTC
    #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Penises everywhere need to stand up for their rights.
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