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What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since March

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    The year is almost over fuckers. How did you level up since quarantine began?

    And if you haven’t changed a single bit in 10 months fuck you and kill yourself.
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  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Dicking your mom real well, you're welcome
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    i learned how to suck my own dick thanks to this article

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7q85n/how-to-suck-your-own-dick-during-coronavirus
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Why would i tell a nobody named Incessant?
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    added a few more unfinished projects to the pile
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  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I found a glove I was missing.
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  7. #7
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    ive mastered left handed masturbation
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I found a glove I was missing.

    u never regained employment.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung u never regained employment.

    I've never had a job in my life. I've been living off inheritance money.
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I've never had a job in my life. I've been living off inheritance money.

    u lie a lot.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung u lie a lot.

    I'll appease you.

    Name one thing you think I've lied about, aside from an obvious lie like the one I just said.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll appease you.

    Name one thing you think I've lied about, aside from an obvious lie like the one I just said.

    Losing a glove...if you had lost it you'd never have found it...finding something you couldn't find means you just misplaced it...example, if you lose your granparents to cancer you don't find them later on behind the sofa.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Losing a glove…if you had lost it you'd never have found it…finding something you couldn't find means you just misplaced it…example, if you lose your granparents to cancer you don't find them later on behind the sofa.

    "I found a glove I was missing..."
  14. #14
    Originally posted by mmQ "I found a glove I was missing…"

    "I finally located my jerk glove that I misplaced...it was down the side of the bed and as stiff as my dead grandparents who were lost to cancer and now reside behind the sofa"
  15. #15
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    PornHub Surfing.
  16. #16
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    baton twirlilng & therapy
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick baton twirlilng & therapy

    what a queermo
  18. #18
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    nah dude it's genderfluid, queer is like you just don't know man
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    I linked up with the best few men i could find in every one of the six cities i've lived in in 2020 and we utilize our connective a nd connecting powers (no homo, we're talkin power rangers)to become something tha fuck man with my drinking i asked why i wasn't cut and they said, dog u started this started this motherfucker in that homels shelter in january up north and we all gettin some out of this because it's set up that no one is ever gonna get left out

    Cum in not out mufuckas
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    just kiding it's abunch of gnagbang weird shit, i film
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