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Hunter Biden has the life that many of you dream about

  1. 2020-12-16 at 3:44 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    so why does he always seem so sad?
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  2. 2020-12-16 at 3:54 AM UTC
    #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hunter Biden is my spirit Animal
  3. 2020-12-16 at 4:03 AM UTC
    #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    spirit party animal
  4. 2020-12-16 at 4:08 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I actually read a bunch of those leaked text messages between him, joe and the rest of the family and it's hard not to feel bad for the guy.

    it's like he gets everything he could possibly want - he's barely qualified to flip hamburgers but gets multimillion contracts simply by virtue of his family's political power and burns through it smoking crack and banging sloots pretty much constantly.

    he's like a child that never learned impulse control. he just grabs on to whatever makes him feel good at the moment but since he can have anything any time he wants, it's like he's built a tolerance to it and has no idea what else to do.

    his eyes are dead in every photo and he reminds me of the empty-eyed skeletons in every rpg
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  5. 2020-12-16 at 4:23 AM UTC
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by aldra so why does he always seem so sad?

    No he doesn't,

    I just want the money, not the lies that go with it..

    The Bidens have sucked off Americans for over 50 years, in politics.. It would seem they are gonna suckle a little more now.. Scum..
  6. 2020-12-16 at 4:40 AM UTC
    #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mikeyagain No he doesn't,




    Originally posted by mikeyagain I just want the money, not the lies that go with it..

    that's what everyone says until they can have anything they want
    and run out of things to want
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  7. 2020-12-16 at 4:43 AM UTC
    #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain No he doesn't,

    I just want the money, not the lies that go with it..

    The Bidens have sucked off Americans for over 50 years, in politics.. It would seem they are gonna suckle a little more now.. Scum..

    its mikeyagain...again

    I like how Hunter Bidens existential crisis hooker bangin barely hanging on fleshy dangling crack pipe made you upset enough to tell us about it.

    Please tell us other things you envy about depressed crackheads

    OT: He always looks like hes on a post divorce spiral but he's actually knocked up 2 broads in the last 2 years

    He also fucked his dead brothers wife, how could you not smoke crack after that?
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  8. 2020-12-16 at 4:44 AM UTC
    #8
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP is a burgerboo
  9. 2020-12-16 at 4:46 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo He also fucked his dead brothers wife, how could you not smoke crack after that?

    that's part of what I was talking about with the text messages; on the face of it I though he was the predator that went after his dead brother's wife and probably touched up her daughter but no - she seems to be the one to have orchestrated it, the worst kind of gold-digger and a general bitch who controls and milks him as much as possible
  10. 2020-12-16 at 4:58 AM UTC
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Sudo its mikeyagain…again

    I like how Hunter Bidens existential crisis hooker bangin barely hanging on fleshy dangling crack pipe made you upset enough to tell us about it.

    Please tell us other things you envy about depressed crackheads

    OT: He always looks like hes on a post divorce spiral but he's actually knocked up 2 broads in the last 2 years

    He also fucked his dead brothers wife, how could you not smoke crack after that?

    You have issues, try to deal..

    I don't give a fuck about the Bidens, or you.. The Biden scum is trying to take over the planet at the moment, so bear with me, dickhead.. Thanks..
  11. 2020-12-16 at 12:39 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra that's part of what I was talking about with the text messages; on the face of it I though he was the predator that went after his dead brother's wife and probably touched up her daughter but no - she seems to be the one to have orchestrated it, the worst kind of gold-digger and a general bitch who controls and milks him as much as possible

    Although its completely unsurprising that's the kind of person 2 (two, i.e. multiple) biden brothers would go for, Hunter still banged his widowed sister in law. He can plead "crack cocaine" but he has plenty of hookers on speed dial he could call for those kinda things. Just weird dynamics Im sure we can all agree on.
  12. 2020-12-16 at 12:42 PM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I mean judging by the leaked conversations I have little doubt that she initiated it and manipulated him so that she could remain relevant in the family
  13. 2020-12-16 at 12:46 PM UTC
    #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I mean judging by the leaked conversations I have little doubt that she initiated it and manipulated him so that she could remain relevant in the family

    A widow of a prominent public family will always have some relevance. Im sure there was plenty of emotional manipulation involved but I think you could expect Hunter to have a little self control. It was pretty fucking soon after too
  14. 2020-12-16 at 10:23 PM UTC
    #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo I think you could expect Hunter to have a little self control

    lol that's the underlying theme of this thread
  15. 2020-12-16 at 11:03 PM UTC
    #15
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra lol that's the underlying theme of this thread

    Thats the underlying theme of his detractors.

    WHEN A UKRANIAN BUSINESSMAN OFFERS YOU TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, ORPHANED HOOKERS BY THE CRATE AND PILES OF CRACK YOU JUST SAY NO JACK. WERE R DA MORALES????
  16. 2020-12-16 at 11:04 PM UTC
    #16
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    only i know how to make him happy again, it's rather invasive how
  17. 2020-12-16 at 11:22 PM UTC
    #17
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I tend to agree, OP. The popular way we see him here requires only the barest capacity for reflection (which isn't great to start with). Hunter was introduced to the America show duplicitously by a producer who's invested in the shallowest audience conceivable. We might as well bring back the laugh track.
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