vampires arent real

1. 2020-10-30 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i have had our best scientists working on this and they came back to me and told me. I walways wanted to be a vampire so finding out was like a gut shot when i found out. regeneron is my last hope for immorality.
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   • aldra
2. 2020-10-30 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   if vampires were real i'd be the best vampire.
3. 2020-10-30 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'd drain the blood of the losers and haters
4. 2020-10-30 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #4
   netstat African Astronaut
   edited for privacy
5. 2020-10-30 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by netstat i have good news, you've already achieved it

   
   I mean real immortality, not the having a library named after me kind only fags and nerdf read
6. 2020-10-30 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Of course they're real retard, have you not seen buffy the vampire slayer?
7. 2020-10-30 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Buffy the vampire slayer was only based on a true story that means that it wasn't completly true to life
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   • Nil
8. 2020-10-30 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Well how about Twilight
   
   That was based on true events
9. 2020-10-30 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Well how about Twilight
   
   That was based on true events

   
   vampires dont twinkle how dumb are you?
10. 2020-10-30 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Don’t be bloody stupid
11. 2020-10-30 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    i’m special i can hide my power & be invisible when i want
    
    why do you think your hair mister vitality
    
    
    
12. 2020-10-30 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick i’m special i can hide my power & be invisible when i want
    
    why do you think your hair mister vitality

    
    it's not prefect but its better than nothing when can you bite me
13. 2020-10-30 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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14. 2020-10-30 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #14
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Bite me!
15. 2020-10-30 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #15
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What I want to know, Mr. President, is...are aliens real?
    
    Tell me about Area 51, please!
16. 2020-12-15 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #16
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by Donald Trump if vampires were real i'd be the best vampire.

    
    Oh they real
17. 2020-12-15 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #17
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by Donald Trump vampires dont twinkle how dumb are you?

    
    Some do