I tested positive for COVID-19

1. 2020-12-15 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   My quarantine is over now.
2. 2020-12-15 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #102
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Obbe My quarantine is over now.

   
   Just personally or was there a legally mandated period?
3. 2020-12-15 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #103
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Just personally or was there a legally mandated period?

   
   dumb question.
4. 2020-12-15 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #104
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Obbe My quarantine is over now.

   
   wait. you told us this 10 days ago?
   
   LOL quickest quarantine period of Covid19 ever.
5. 2020-12-15 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   That's all Health Services required of me. My symptoms are cleared up. I got a text this morning telling me I am now allowed to go back to normal life. I'm going back to work tomorrow.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE
6. 2020-12-15 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #106
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Just personally or was there a legally mandated period?

   
   

   Originally posted by Obbe I am legally required to isolate for 10 days.

   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE
7. 2020-12-15 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Obbe That's all Health Services required of me. My symptoms are cleared up. I got a text this morning telling me I am now allowed to go back to normal life. I'm going back to work tomorrow.

   
   I am not able to recall if you were one of the people on here who told us a week ago that you had it. If you just found out, why would they tell you to go back to work now? did it take 10 days to get the results of positive?
8. 2020-12-15 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Bugz I am not able to recall if you were one of the people on here who told us a week ago that you had it. If you just found out, why would they tell you to go back to work now? did it take 10 days to get the results of positive?

   
   You're not able to look at the original post in this thread and check the date?
   
   It took 1 day to get the test results.
9. 2020-12-15 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #109
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   did obbe died?
10. 2020-12-15 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #110
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you got a cold, that would be COVID. If you got the flu after that, that would also be COVID, and then you've have had COVID twice. Everything you get is COVID.
11. 2020-12-15 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you got a cold, that would be COVID. If you got the flu after that, that would also be COVID, and then you've have had COVID twice. Everything you get is COVID.

    
    Ok, we get it, you're a faggot.
12. 2020-12-15 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I just got some new glasses.
13. 2020-12-15 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #113
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The following are all COVID:
    
    - allergies
    - the common cold
    - the common flu
    - food poisoning
    - nausea
    - back pain
    - insomnia
    - heart problems
    - sore muscles (one of more)
    - headache
    - bronchitis
    - overwork
    
    If you show one or more of these symptom, you definitely have COVID, and your next step is to take a fake PCR test and get yourself a fake positive COVID result.
    
    
    You're welcome.
    -
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Nil
14. 2020-12-15 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The following are all COVID:
    
    - allergies
    - the common cold
    - the common flu
    - food poisoning
    - nausea
    - back pain
    - insomnia
    - heart problems
    - sore muscles (one of more)
    - headache
    - bronchitis
    - overwork
    
    If you show one or more of these symptom, you definitely have COVID, and your next step is to take a fake PCR test and get yourself a fake positive COVID result.
    
    
    You're welcome.
    -

    
    Ok, we get it, you're an idiot.
15. 2020-12-15 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Bugz Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Obbe You're not able to look at the original post in this thread and check the date?
    
    It took 1 day to get the test results.

    
    I did see that. Where is the logics of you being told You can go back to work after being tested POSITIVE for covid the day prior.
    
    stop being difficult
16. 2020-12-15 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #116
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe You're not able to look at the original post in this thread and check the date?
    
    It took 1 day to get the test results.

    
    lol...not- so- subtle bitchslap 👍
17. 2020-12-15 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #117
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bugz I did see that. Where is the logics of you being told You can go back to work after being tested POSITIVE for covid the day prior.
    
    stop being difficult

    
    his retort wud be stop being dense.
18. 2020-12-15 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #118
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Obbe Ok, we get it, you're an idiot.

    
    What's funny is that what I posted is absolutely true. You'd think it would be a joke, but we're actually living in a joke.
19. 2020-12-15 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Bugz I did see that. Where is the logics of you being told You can go back to work after being tested POSITIVE for covid the day prior.
    
    stop being difficult

    
    I tested positive and started my quarantine 10 days ago, how are you unable to follow this simple sequence of events?
    
    I got the text telling me my quarantine is over today. Which is 10 days from when I tested positive, 10 days ago, when I made this thread.
20. 2020-12-15 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #120
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bugz: Professor of Logic