2020-12-14 at 2:15 PM UTC
Those are 2 candy canes ...lol
2020-12-14 at 2:16 PM UTC
I'm thinking about the physical I have tomorrow, particularly that finger up the butt prostate exam.
2020-12-14 at 2:38 PM UTC
This will be my first time...other than involuntary finger through the toilet paper incidents.
2020-12-14 at 2:44 PM UTC
Wondering why 'Its a wonderful life' didn't feel so wonderful last night.
fucking radical left fucked it up. it doesn't have that christmasy feel to it anymore
2020-12-14 at 3:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
This will be my first time…other than involuntary finger through the toilet paper incidents.
Oh god now you're gonna summon stl with his newly discovered after 70 years of living toilet paper fold technique thing.
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2020-12-14 at 4:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
how lonely mmq is…
It's a harsh cruel world, lets make it a better one by touching someone today, emotionally, spiritually and sexually.
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2020-12-14 at 6:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
maybe the tooth fairy was sending a message
she molested me, now I have a biting fetish
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2020-12-14 at 11:47 PM UTC
Lol the hands of a man whose never worked a day in his life besides to google black porn 😂
What a bitch looking nigga🤣
2020-12-15 at 3:45 AM UTC
Whether krotz will be alright or not. Maybe he should contact me directly w his grievance. He is going through it.
2020-12-17 at 5:20 AM UTC
The madder they get the stronger I become .. it sustains meee lol
2020-12-17 at 5:36 AM UTC
I am a mountain
I am a tall tree, oh
I am a swift wind
Sweeping the country
I am a river
Down in the valley, oh
I am a vision
And I can see clearly
❤️
If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and sayyyy...
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it, hmm
I'm the world's greatest
I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it, hmm
I'm the world's greatest
❤️
I am a giant
I am an eagle, oh
I am a lion
Down in the jungle
I am a marching band
I am the people, oh
I am a helping hand
I am a hero
If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall look 'em in the face and say
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it, hmm
I'm the world's greatest
And I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it, hmm
I'm the world's greatest
In the ring of life
I'll reign love (I will reign)
And the world will notice a king (oh, yeah)
Wherever it's darkest
I'll shine a light (shine a light)
And mirrors of success reflect in me ... meeeeee!
💥🎵