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will you be my friend if atomic war breaks out?

  1. #1
    Bugz Space Nigga
    we can trade foods and other much needed goods.
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    I'll probably be gone in the first round...Houston is a major target thanks to all the oil etc.
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    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    if you're chill, sure. why not? I've got plenty of beans stored. lolz
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll probably be gone in the first round…Houston is a major target thanks to all the oil etc.

    You get like 20 minute warning. are you far enough out to run to a less likely spot to be hit if no one else is on the freeways? like say 2am and you bolted first

    Originally posted by playingindirt if you're chill, sure. why not? I've got plenty of beans stored. lolz


    its post atomic war. how chill can someone be?
  5. #5
    Bugz Space Nigga
    I'm a mile from the bay. If I could jumpstart a speed boat fast enough and still had 10 minutes left, I could probably make it past the Golden Gate bridge and out into open waters. as long as the bridge itself isn't a target (which it probably will be) I could probably get another 3 miles past it and hide out near the farallon islands with the seals n shit. they'r 30 miles from the bridge.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll probably be gone in the first round…Houston is a major target thanks to all the oil etc.

    Isn't Houston majority hispanic?

    If Russia wanted to destroy America who would it hit?

    Not New York. Not Los Angeles. Not Chicago. Not Washington DC. Not Austin, Texas.

    Unless one of those places chose to strike first, and why would they? They are winning the demographic war. The war which no one mentions, but which everyone knows.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bugz You get like 20 minute warning. are you far enough out to run to a less likely spot to be hit if no one else is on the freeways? like say 2am and you bolted first

    On a normal day in Houston 20 mins on the freeway will get your 2 miles...in the event of nuclear annihilation I don't imagine it would improve.

    2pm or 2am...the city never sleeps.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bugz if I could jumpstart a speed boat fast enough

    Speedboats seem easy as shit to lockpick.

    Never tried.

    Still curious over their loss recovery mechanisms.

    Might try boosting a fancy one some time in the future.

    Seems easy enough to get away with.

    Might try boosting one - CREW PLKEASE SIGNUP!!!
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson On a normal day in Houston 20 mins on the freeway will get your 2 miles…in the event of nuclear annihilation I don't imagine it would improve.

    2pm or 2am…the city never sleeps.

    thats what the bay area traffic is like.

    the only good thing is there is a lot of marinas around with shitloads of boats. if ever a time was to go stealing boats , this would be an acceptable time to do so.

    at least prior to the attack. afterwards would be punished by death no doubt. so get rid it once its over. how far is houston from the Gulf waters?
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    Originally posted by Bugz thats what the bay area traffic is like.

    the only good thing is there is a lot of marinas around with shitloads of boats. if ever a time was to go stealing boats , this would be an acceptable time to do so.

    at least prior to the attack. afterwards would be punished by death no doubt. so get rid it once its over. how far is houston from the Gulf waters?

    Googled it, 47 miles by plane(?) 52 driving

    Galveston would be toast though due to again, the oil and refineries.

    I'm dead, lets face it.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bugz thats what the bay area traffic is like.

    the only good thing is there is a lot of marinas around with shitloads of boats. if ever a time was to go stealing boats , this would be an acceptable time to do so.

    at least prior to the attack. afterwards would be punished by death no doubt. so get rid it once its over. how far is houston from the Gulf waters?

    Go out a distance - no one cares.

    Pick up some cocaine, speed or whatever.

    As soon as you spot customs, cut that shit loose. Observe the GPS coordinates.

    Later, when customs have searched you and cleared you for XYZ country customs, return, and pick that shit back up.

    Easiest money to be made on earth, so long as you're competent with scuba gear.
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    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bugz we can trade foods and other much needed goods.

    I'll trade you toilet paper and KY for your orifices. I mean...I get to keep them. Not just rent. Full ownership.
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    Toilet paper? lol, you better get used to moss and leaves.
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    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Toilet paper? lol, you better get used to moss and leaves.

    I have tons of tp.
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Go out a distance - no one cares.

    Pick up some cocaine, speed or whatever.

    As soon as you spot customs, cut that shit loose. Observe the GPS coordinates.

    Later, when customs have searched you and cleared you for XYZ country customs, return, and pick that shit back up.

    Easiest money to be made on earth, so long as you're competent with scuba gear.

    go pick up cocaine when running from Nukes. k gotcha! first thing on the list.
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by joe biden I have tons of tp.

    sends TP police to joe bidens house for stock piling during a national disaster.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Bugz I'm a mile from the bay. If I could jumpstart a speed boat fast enough and still had 10 minutes left, I could probably make it past the Golden Gate bridge and out into open waters. as long as the bridge itself isn't a target (which it probably will be) I could probably get another 3 miles past it and hide out near the farallon islands with the seals n shit. they'r 30 miles from the bridge.

    so you never were in flagstaff, az?
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by STER0S so you never were in flagstaff, az?

    why does everyone keep asking me this shit.

    why the fuck would I be in Flag Fucking Staff Az? I might have flown over it
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Bugz why does everyone keep asking me this shit.

    why the fuck would I be in Flag Fucking Staff Az? I might have flown over it

    originally you were a 14 year old boy living in flagstaff and learning how to cook meth.
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by STER0S originally you were a 14 year old boy living in flagstaff and learning how to cook meth.

    no, for the past 8 years or so people keep asking me if I am from Flagstaff or lived there. Im guessing something really fucked up happened there because they're all strangers to me. when I ask them why they ask, they say I look like someone from there (but they seem like they're interigating me)

    outside of maybe flying over it twice last year on the way to NYC and Back i don't think I'v ever been in that part of the state. if at all. nevada through utah to the east coast and back. closest would be Vegas.
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