Snorting hand sanitizer

1. 2020-12-11 at 10:16 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Just how much do I have to.snort to get high and how much nutmeg should I preload with...?
2. 2020-12-11 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Start out with 2 bottles and work your way up to a 6 bottle dose
3. 2020-12-11 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Then were the days, back in 2019 when hand sanitizer was 99 cents a bottle.
4. 2020-12-11 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Just drink it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
5. 2020-12-11 at 4:07 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Back in my day (last year) Hand sanitzer came in gel form..now all you can find is liquid form and it smells exactly like the 1.75 litre bottles of cheap Vodka I used to buy a Specs Liquor store.
6. 2020-12-11 at 4:37 PM UTC

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   joe biden Tuskegee Airman
   The active ingredient is isopropyl alcohol. It's alcohol.
   
   You drink it.
7. 2020-12-11 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by joe biden The active ingredient is isopropyl alcohol. It's alcohol.
   
   You drink it.

   
   It could be iso, or denatured ethanol or benzalkonium chloride. I wouldn't like to drink any of them.
8. 2020-12-11 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   joe biden Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by street_carp It could be iso, or denatured ethanol or benzalkonium chloride. I wouldn't like to drink any of them.

   
   Stop raining on the parade of that faggot and let him enjoy his drink.
   
   You should have a helping as well.
9. 2020-12-12 at 11:30 AM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by joe biden Stop raining on the parade of that faggot and let him enjoy his drink.
   
   You should have a helping as well.

   
   Are you as ragingly impotent IRL as you are on here?
10. 2020-12-12 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    joe biden Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by street_carp Are you as ragingly impotent IRL as you are on here?

    
    Check with your mother on that and how well it worked out when she lied to me about not being able to get pregnant.
11. 2020-12-12 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I watched a guy on Intervention fill up a whole stryfoam cup with foam hand sanitizer from a hospital dispenser and slug it down
12. 2020-12-12 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by Solstice I watched a guy on Intervention fill up a whole stryfoam cup with foam hand sanitizer from a hospital dispenser and slug it down

    
    Wow
13. 2020-12-12 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice I watched a guy on Intervention fill up a whole stryfoam cup with foam hand sanitizer from a hospital dispenser and slug it down

    
    Salt works to de-foam that
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    • livingelegy, 
    • RIPtotse
14. 2020-12-12 at 10:29 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    When I was a kid people would just dip ciggs in formaldehyde then beat each other up after they smoked them.