2020-12-11 at 3:21 PM UTC
Oracle/MMR will be having a huge helping of humble pie for dinner.
2020-12-11 at 3:42 PM UTC
Folks, jiggabitch has officially gone Red Wagon.
2020-12-11 at 4:05 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
*looks sideways at Captain Falcon*
2020-12-11 at 6:19 PM UTC
*rapes SpectraL's anushole*
2020-12-11 at 7:06 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Making tacos with chicken and ground beef.
2020-12-11 at 7:10 PM UTC
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Sawdust moistened with my spit
2020-12-12 at 6:59 PM UTC
Ribbs .. garlic and herb baby tatos with French style green beans..
2020-12-12 at 7:24 PM UTC
I'll be having leftovers...that I didn't even pay for.
Last night I was feeling lazy and decided to go to McD's for those triple cheeseburgers they've been advertising for sale recently. It was at dinnertime and I was like the fourth person in one of the double ordering lines. When I finally got home I found a very large paper bag (14 x 10 x 16 inch tall) with handles sitting at my front door. It was full of food from a nearby Mexican restaurant. It wasn't immediately obvious who it was supposed to be for and my burgers were getting cold so I sat down and ate my burgers before they got cold.
After eating, I took a closer look at the mistakenly delivered package and saw that the receipt had the name "Andrew" on it and decided that it was meant for my neighbor Andy. I looked in my address book and found that I had his cell phone number. I called him and asked if he was getting hungry. He told me that he was already back at the restaurant and that they were replacing his order as we spoke. He told me to just keep it and enjoy it.
The package contained a taco meal for 4 to 6 with beef or chicken, 2 rolled up packages of soft tacos, lime rice, refried beans, 2 large bags of chips with queso and salsa. There were 12 different individual items with two of them in a clamshell package with three different sections for different items. I'm thinking probably $40-$50 worth of food?
