Paper straws..... they suck!

1. 2020-12-11 at 5:31 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   nigga my fucking straw is melting into my drink why. WHY TURTLE GIRL WHY
   
   
2. 2020-12-11 at 5:34 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   Your grandaddy sucks you amerfagget,, stop fuckin moaning about.straws u.cunt and shoot a paki
   
   In tge face
3. 2020-12-11 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Did your paper straws come in a plastic bag?
4. 2020-12-11 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I won a package of metal straws, some flashdrives, a webcam cover, and two bags of Dot's pretzels for winning an online trivia competition the other day. You're welcome to have the straws if your heart so desires; I dont really foresee myself using them.
   
   They would probably double well for smoking powders of off foils if you're ever inclined to go old school like that.
5. 2020-12-11 at 6:01 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I won a package of metal straws, some flashdrives, a webcam cover, and two bags of Dot's pretzels for winning an online trivia competition the other day. You're welcome to have the straws if your heart so desires; I dont really foresee myself using them.
   
   They would probably double well for smoking powders of off foils if you're ever inclined to go old school like that.

   
   Enjoy poisoning your body using those metal straws and ingesting their tiny bonded metallic molecules my mentally massive friend.
6. 2020-12-11 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   omg i just like to slowly SLOWLY drink my ice caps but this fucking straw man its bending and floppy like my flaccid cock. This straw does not hold up to the modern urban crime environment
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Did your paper straws come in a plastic bag?

   
   paper
7. 2020-12-11 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Enjoy poisoning your body using those metal straws and ingesting their tiny bonded metallic molecules my mentally massive friend.

   
   Poisoning my body is one of my fortes, but thank you.
   
   Also note that I said "I dont foresee myself using them." When I want to ingest metals into my body I prefer injecting them rather than swallowing petty, insignificant amounts.
   
   THANK YOU
8. 2020-12-11 at 6:06 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   those are snorting straws you fucking plebs they call me Biden Hunter the human vacuum cleaner because I can fit an entire ounce of cocaine up my nose
9. 2020-12-11 at 6:10 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I dont know anyone that uses a 10-inch straw to snort shit but if you got the nasal strength to do so more power to ya.
   
   I'm more of a 'put a quarter gram on a spoon and hold it under my nostril snorting it all in one power sniff' typa fellow.
10. 2020-12-11 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol poor ghost. What ya drinking boo?
11. 2020-12-11 at 7:29 PM UTC

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Uh if the straws suck what's the problem? Straws are made to suck liquids up with.
12. 2020-12-11 at 11:52 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lol poor ghost. What ya drinking boo?

    
    ice capps