2016-02-17 at 3:49 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
At work, I work next to a bar where bikers frequent, my boss has introduced me to some of them, most of them are cool guys, some times I go into the bar and the bartender, always hooks me up with free shot of jameson. Though one time I had these two bikers talking to my boss in front of me, saying things , that lead me to believe that they know more about me than I tend to lead on... I was kinda weirded out about it, but didn't react to it.
Any ways a couple weeks ago, I go to meet this girl at a barnes and nobles coffee shop, and I'm showing her some robert crumb comics, then I hear someone whistling... not any real tune just something really random and annoying. I let it go... and keep on with the conversation.. then I hear a loud weird coughing noise "ahherbadurbbaacougakwak" I turn around and one of the bikers I met is walking between the book shelves about 30 feet away from me, grinning at me, and shouts "what's the good word Dougy!" very inappropriately loud and everyone starts looking at me.
I say "what's your problem??!" and then he shouts back "Doug You're awesome!"
and he walks up and orders a coffee, and I feel very uncomfortable, and the girl I'm with ask me who he is... As he's leaving he shouts again "catch ya later bud!" and just walks out.
What's up with this, shit? Anyone ever had stuff like this happen before? The street theatrics that are so over the top. I constantly have people coming up to me asking If I know where I can get a good pair of socks at this time of night while I'm at kinkos or just other weird things. The other morning around 430 am I was smoking a cigarrette on my balcony and my new neighbor just pops out of his door like some kind of weird puppet but doesn't even look at me, then pops back in his house like some kind of cookoo clock and closes the door. And I'm just standing there, like what the fuck was that about?
2016-02-17 at 4:59 PM UTC
You are schizophrenic and delusional, m'Bill Krozby
2016-02-17 at 8:51 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^and you're butt hurt mmmmmmk?
2016-02-17 at 9:03 PM UTC
^You think you are being gangstalked. Nuff said.
2016-02-17 at 9:53 PM UTC
they probably just ask you weird shit because they're tweakers and you look kind scrummy and tweakers avoid normal people especially when theyre on one and need a good pair of socks
2016-02-17 at 10:23 PM UTC
*CUCKOO. CUCKOO. CUCKOO.*
2016-02-17 at 11:54 PM UTC
atleast they didnt say
YO, THE DOUGLERRRR
that would've been creepy
2016-02-18 at 2:08 AM UTC
Its cuz your popular and everyone loves you bro. In other news you should walk around with a good camera and YouTube this shit
2016-02-18 at 4:36 AM UTC
Bill Krozby my man, I really don't believe any of these encounters or observations warrant the conclusion that the government is paying people to gang stalk you. If gang stalking is even real (which seems pretty unlikely and even less likely that they'd be watching you), it seems a lot more likely that this is just people being assholes or socially unaware.
2016-02-18 at 7:23 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Worst possible outcome is your boss complains to them about how shitty you are and they help him cope. Do you really think you do anything so sinister as to warrant the combined and secretive efforts of these associates?
2019-04-23 at 11:10 PM UTC
Sounds like it may be due to your ancestry. Austin is apparently a hotspot of gang stalking. Though I doubt it's any worse than my city.
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