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  1. #1
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Grylls, you're small fry and you wish you could be as renowned as Instigator which is why you constantly suck his cock but you'll never break the law and you'll never see the pen because you're that much of a bitch.
  2. #2
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Grylls is an obese conehead with a kike nose.
  3. #3
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP wasn't even alive when The Fragile was releases

    His whore mom didn't even shit him out until a year AFTER the matrix came out
  4. #4
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP wasn't even alive when The Fragile was releases

    His whore mom didn't even shit him out until a year AFTER the matrix came out



    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP wasn't even alive when The Fragile was releases

    His whore mom didn't even shit him out until a year AFTER the matrix came out

    You will die while I am in my prime
  5. #5
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy You will die while I am in my prime

    Your prime years are already over.

    Too old to be a youth

    Too young to drink and run for president
  6. #6
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP never got to experience browsing 4chan and Hentai sites on dial up with a crt monitor and windows xp


    You never downloaded sandstorm on winmx

    Never got to troll Yahoo chat rooms

    You were a toddler when I was playing Stick RPG
  7. #7
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP never got to experience browsing 4chan and Hentai sites on dial up with a crt monitor and windows xp


    You never downloaded sandstorm on winmx

    Never got to troll Yahoo chat rooms

    You were a toddler when I was playing Stick RPG

    Oh no I never got to wait 20 minutes for a single still of a porno vid to load

    Oh no I never was virtually molested by online pedophiles
  8. #8
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Oh no I never got to wait 20 minutes for a single still of a porno vid to load

    Oh no I never was virtually molested by online pedophiles


    You have no clue how satisfying it was once things finally finished downloading.

    No one could even use the phones if you were online

    The internet was so much more special and futuristic back then
    Now it's just a disgusting normiefest
  9. #9
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You have no clue how satisfying it was once things finally finished downloading.

    No one could even use the phones if you were online

    The internet was so much more special and futuristic back then
    Now it's just a disgusting normiefest

    I will never get bitched out by my mom to stop hogging the landline
    I will never have an online pedophile expose himself to me
  10. #10
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy I will never get bitched out by my mom to stop hogging the landline
    I will never have an online pedophile expose himself to me

    I never encountered pedos
    I would troll people by using aim booters which would crash their computers.
  11. #11
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Youve never even been to paradise, youve never even seen those angel eyes

    No matter.what you are


    You are my lucky star
  12. #12
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Have you ever even played Animal Crossing on the gamecube?
  13. #13
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    My Godzilla blanket is older than you
  14. #14
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Have you ever even played Animal Crossing on the gamecube?

    I played smash Bros on the GameCube which kciks your gay little animal village sim in the ass
  15. #15
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP wasn't even alive when The Fragile was releases

    His whore mom didn't even shit him out until a year AFTER the matrix came out

    You weren't alive when the first 6 Skinny Puppy albums came out.

    I was. You missed out on half of their discography you normie kikenosed shiteater.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by street_carp You weren't alive when the first 6 Skinny Puppy albums came out.

    I was. You missed out on half of their discography you normie kikenosed shiteater.

    that is actually something I'm sad I missed out on, a lot of bands I like were in their prime when I was too young to appreciate them. the degree of bizarre antics doesn't happen nowadays
  17. #17
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp You weren't alive when the first 6 Skinny Puppy albums came out.

    I was. You missed out on half of their discography you normie kikenosed shiteater.

    And?
    Did you actually listen to them at that time?
  18. #18
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king And?
    Did you actually listen to them at that time?

    I wouldn't even listen to them now because Skinny Puppy is the soundtrack to Acquired Brain Injury.

    You weren't born when Pretty Hate Machine was released either. Your existence is a lie.
  19. #19
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    so wrong op. grylls keeps everybody as his ejaculate photo fools, now how many people do you think got wise to instigator's ejaculate in prison?
  20. #20
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Zanick so wrong op. grylls keeps everybody as his ejaculate photo fools, now how many people do you think got wise to instigator's ejaculate in prison?

    That's between him, his fellow inmates, the prison shower heads, and the soap bar
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