2020-12-12 at 9:45 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
1/3
last one wasn't even that funny until I realised they were pouring wine as well
2020-12-12 at 9:48 AM UTC
Nigga Iām not here for your entertainment fuq outta here lol
2020-12-12 at 9:53 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I was walking home from the train station today and there was a cafe that'd closed but the blinds were still open
looking inside there was a naked dude standing behind the counter, it looked like he was wearing nothing but gloves
I was going to take a photo but he saw me and dashed into the back room.
it reminded me of that scene from Always Sunny where Danny Devito becomes obsessed with germs, eventually getting naked, shaving himself head to toe and getting slathered with hand sanitiser.
except this guy must've been halfway through the process because he was hairy as fuck, like a Turkish taxi driver
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2020-12-12 at 10:22 AM UTC
I love being a creature of research...Iām out here finding out chit I somehow always knew...
*tokez*