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  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Join the mario party so we can legalize the use of mushrooms for productivity and all economic decisions will be made by dice rolls

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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    iguess you all would rather identify as a winged democrat republican mainstream.

    Fuck you. The mario party promotes free tariff free trade with Italy and Japan. Just think those axis powers now produce the best luxury goods capitalism has ever seen.

    I support the Mario Party! all elections should be decided by bonus stars and minigames!!!!!!!!!

    National debt will be a thing of the past with the mario party and we are going back to gold coins, fuck paperbacks. You can deposit your gold coins at the koopa national bank



    all rise for the national anthem

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  3. #3
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I'm in ontario, we should register the party.

    I'm pretty sure i've already been slandered nationwide so we;re guaranteed at least some votes.
  4. #4
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    w8, there's an election soon? i haven't been residing here long enough to run i don't think but if there's any organizing to be done, i'll do it.

    My life for the party.
  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong


    The party of the unworking class who sneer and look down upon the working class as if we were the true rulers of our society. The Mario Party. We're judging you for how small your house is whilst we dwell in homes made of most luxurious cardboard.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nil I'm in ontario, we should register the party.

    I'm pretty sure i've already been slandered nationwide so we;re guaranteed at least some votes.

    yes... first we start small.. and then THE WORLD!

    The Mario Parti of Canada doesn't believe in borders, only spaces on a board.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why are trannies so attracted to 'nerd culture'
  8. #8
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by aldra why are trannies so attracted to 'nerd culture'

    Because you can participate in nerd culture without actually really participating in anything at all. It's the same reason biological females like nerd culture: you can just buy some dorky non-prescription glasses download a few NES chiptunes onto your iPod, emulate Mario once or twice and declare yourself a zomg total nerd
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  9. #9
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra why are trannies so attracted to 'nerd culture'

    The trannies spent their lives feeling like weirdo outcasts, so they gravitated towards and ended up doing weird nerdy outcast shit. Not that complicated. Same with like >80% of the rest of the people who are into "nerd culture", tranny or no.

  10. #10
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by livingelegy Because you can participate in nerd culture without actually really participating in anything at all. It's the same reason biological females like nerd culture: you can just buy some dorky non-prescription glasses download a few NES chiptunes onto your iPod, emulate Mario once or twice and declare yourself a zomg total nerd

    back in the 80s and 90s you had to really commit, you had to be into computers or ham radios or some shit to an autistic degree
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  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    society under the mario party has no cliques, just the super star
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sanic is the antimario
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    no they are friends now since they were in the olympics togethers
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have more to say on this subject
  16. #16
    I'd rather suppor the Horace party.

  17. #17
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    my first commit im including a dice bot wut u guys rinky dink ABOUT THAT?


    Originally posted by Ghost They were the first ones to believe western secular education is evil and a society that separates Church and State is doomed.




    Sharia law for all the western nations! fuck the secular WOKE crowd that wants to damn us all to evil and sin. Muslims actually want to live in peace with the jedis and only attack them in the middle east, the modern right NAZI LO)L GAS DA JEDIS FUYS deserves to be targeted for their aimless genocidal views.

    The same ones crying about "christ" being removed from "christmas" and pay their taxes like a good goy to nice secular society.. Yup we have finally reached the point where this is the truth, inshallah
  18. #18
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    I am going to make this into a real party that supports anti data hoarding , and zero copyright intellectual property, idk what do guys fink? CC0 MIT PIT open whatever license... there's a few of them out there and I think it's bullshit

    JOIJN THE MARIO PARTY ROLL THE RICE!!!!

    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid Okay muslim go move to saudi arabia where they know how to treat a lady


    my first commit im including a dice bot wut u guys rinky dink ABOUT THAT?
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