Aliens exist and Trump almost let it slip, says Israeli professor and former space official

1. 2020-12-10 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Oppie...What are you going to do in January when Trump is gone? Your life will have no purpose anymore.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • stl1
2. 2020-12-10 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   RottenRobert African Astronaut
   
3. 2020-12-10 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oppie…What are you going to do in January when Trump is gone? Your life will have no purpose anymore.

4. 2020-12-10 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by RottenRobert

   
   Do you live in the bay area? whats with the SF giants cap. Donald is from NYC and a mets fan prolly.
   
   Do you have Rotten Robbie Gas Stations near you? their gas is supposed to be cheap. I figured by the name they water it down.
5. 2020-12-10 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They're real. They travel in ships that are capable of completely undetectable cloaking, and they can manipulate space, time and matter at will. Things are really heating up here on Earth, so they're back, and they mean business.

   
   
   
   
   Sure...and Trump won the election too.
6. 2020-12-10 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They're real. They travel in ships that are capable of completely undetectable cloaking, and they can manipulate space, time and matter at will. Things are really heating up here on Earth, so they're back, and they mean business.

   
   
   
   The aliens are Democrats and, with their advanced technology, turned the vote to Biden's favor.
7. 2020-12-10 at 11:05 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by stl1 The aliens are Democrats and, with their advanced technology, turned the vote to Biden's favor.

   
   The top-level Democrats work directly with the bad aliens. The bad aliens tell them what to do next, and they do it.