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I just bought some super kewl lego for myself

  1. #21
    Bugz Space Nigga
    they're not having sex. When you got up to take a piss, she fell over onto the bolt and he did as well with his dick slipping into her
  2. #22
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That’s a camera she’s documenting this shit
  3. #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The first asstronaut is in training now, looking at a launch date of around Christmas time once the rocket is developed

  4. #24
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Coming along nicely lads n lasses



  5. #25
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Pretty sweet, why does the rocket ship need a rollercoaster?
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  6. #26
    Originally posted by Grylls My space rocket owns ur faggy winter shit




    My fucking god...back in my day a grown man like you would be out fighting wars and losing limbs in the process for Christmas...not playing with kids toys.
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Obbe Pretty sweet, why does the rocket ship need a rollercoaster?

    Yeahhh but I’m taking my time with it

    It’s a lollercoaster

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My fucking god…back in my day a grown man like you would be out fighting wars and losing limbs in the process for Christmas…not playing with kids toys.

    I’m a lego virgin

    This is rocket science (no pun intended)
  8. #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I'm building my lego now pls leave me alone guise
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Grylls I'm building my lego now pls leave me alone guise

    You really know how to party on a Friday night huh...you should facetime your e-girl in Thaipan and let here watch you play with your lego.
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We're in tier 3 restiction motherfucker

    In other news, Barbara Windsor has died

    It's like 1:30 am in Thaipan
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Grylls It's like 1:30 am in Thaipan

    Ah she'll be out at da club then.
  12. #32
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah she'll be out at da club then.

    What time you going to the gay club tonight?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Grylls What time you going to the gay club tonight?

    2.01am..just after the REAL man club closes...we'll swing by Gaytown to beat a few faggots before heading home for some manly backslapping.
  14. #34
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Grylls how old r u
  15. #35
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by livingelegy Grylls how old r u

    7+
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Here I made you a dildo jiggapoo

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  17. #37
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Coming along nicely lads n lasses




    What kind of Faggoted Child needs a got damn schematic page to assemble a fucking Toy.

    Santa should have thrown your gift you gifted yourself into the trash and had Grinch waiting for it outside to bring home with us.
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  18. #38
    Originally posted by Grylls Here I made you a dildo jiggapoo


    Now that could take anyone to heaven.
  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bugz What kind of Faggoted Child needs a got damn schematic page to assemble a fucking Toy.

    Santa should have thrown your gift you gifted yourself into the trash and had Grinch waiting for it outside to bring home with us.

    There’s like 1000 pieces to it you try solve it without instructions motherfucker

    And lego sales have rocketed because of lockdown this year
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Grylls And lego sales have rocketed

    We can see that...
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