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Fucking ruined my chicken
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2020-12-08 at 11:06 PM UTCI spent 45 minutes waiting for my BBQ chicken to cook. I put a pouch of Basmati rice in the microwave for 2 mins. I figured if I poured the rice in the bag of chicken once cooked, it could soak up the juicy BBQ nigger goodness.
So I take the pouch out the microwave and smell something a little off but put it down to it being Basmati, and not coconut what I normally eat. After adding to the chicken the smell gets worse. I huff a good farts worth and pour it onto a plate.
To my fucking horror there's like this clump of mouldy congealed green mass, all hot and smelly. I figured I've huffed heated mold and have toxic spores in my system. Like all I can think of is Toxicplasmosis and brain lesions.
Fuck fuck fuck.
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2020-12-08 at 11:16 PM UTCFuck a nigger. They last longer.
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2020-12-08 at 11:21 PM UTC
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2020-12-09 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I spent 45 minutes waiting for my BBQ chicken to cook. I put a pouch of Basmati rice in the microwave for 2 mins. I figured if I poured the rice in the bag of chicken once cooked, it could soak up the juicy BBQ nigger goodness.
So I take the pouch out the microwave and smell something a little off but put it down to it being Basmati, and not coconut what I normally eat. After adding to the chicken the smell gets worse. I huff a good farts worth and pour it onto a plate.
To my fucking horror there's like this clump of mouldy congealed green mass, all hot and smelly. I figured I've huffed heated mold and have toxic spores in my system. Like all I can think of is Toxicplasmosis and brain lesions.
Fuck fuck fuck.
I blame cock nose and his Israeli bretheren.
lol I've worked in resteraunts all my life and british people tend to be the worst/lamest cookers.. that guy narc.. cooks rice in an oven..
I worked for a brit chef at his new resteraunt and everything looked good but it was just lame and really tasteless, like dude who wants to eat scones and waffles with green peas on top?
this other brit that I work with is outsourced and he just comes in to cook pastrami he brought from his dads house and makes a brine but I was slicing it up and it was crumbling and he was like apologizing to me and I was like whatever its like jerky I'm not going to eat it anyways quit talking to me, glad he only works a few hours once a week, but he fucks stuff up -
2020-12-09 at 1:38 AM UTC
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2020-12-09 at 11:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol I've worked in resteraunts all my life and british people tend to be the worst/lamest cookers.. that guy narc.. cooks rice in an oven..
I worked for a brit chef at his new resteraunt and everything looked good but it was just lame and really tasteless, like dude who wants to eat scones and waffles with green peas on top?
this other brit that I work with is outsourced and he just comes in to cook pastrami he brought from his dads house and makes a brine but I was slicing it up and it was crumbling and he was like apologizing to me and I was like whatever its like jerky I'm not going to eat it anyways quit talking to me, glad he only works a few hours once a week, but he fucks stuff up
That's why we have to send Gordon Ramsay over to the US to teach you dumbasses how to cook.
You mad chicken? Smoke a glass cock, might make you feel better. -
2020-12-09 at 11:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol I've worked in resteraunts all my life and british people tend to be the worst/lamest cookers.. that guy narc.. cooks rice in an oven..
I worked for a brit chef at his new resteraunt and everything looked good but it was just lame and really tasteless, like dude who wants to eat scones and waffles with green peas on top?
this other brit that I work with is outsourced and he just comes in to cook pastrami he brought from his dads house and makes a brine but I was slicing it up and it was crumbling and he was like apologizing to me and I was like whatever its like jerky I'm not going to eat it anyways quit talking to me, glad he only works a few hours once a week, but he fucks stuff up
Worked in a restaurant as a dishwasher all his life (pathetic) and can’t even spell restaurantThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-12-09 at 11:18 AM UTCI'm Really Sorry.
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2020-12-09 at 3:27 PM UTC
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2020-12-09 at 5:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe That's why we have to send Gordon Ramsay over to the US to teach you dumbasses how to cook.
You mad chicken? Smoke a glass cock, might make you feel better.
Im not mad lol
And gordon ramsay is alriggt but i like guy fiari.
He put up millions of dollars to owners of eateries during this pandemic to keep them in business -
2020-12-09 at 5:57 PM UTC
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2020-12-09 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by joe biden Using his face as some niggers codpiece.
Nah im not a homo like you. If anything people will pay me to suck my dick because its so big and pretty and "inviting"
My boss a decade ago at the porn shop paid me 300 to get a mold of my dick to keep it in his collection.
Very weird i know but i was a lot younger and needed the money for heroin -
2020-12-09 at 6:06 PM UTC
