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Okay im gonna start with perfecr omelette

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    First you get ur powered eggs throw dem in ur pan, do an ian curtis dance whilst its cooking

    Add ur.milk...more microwaving
  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    More to follow
  3. #3
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I just farted

    It smells nice
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator First you get ur powered eggs throw dem in ur pan, do an ian curtis dance whilst its cooking

    Add ur.milk…more microwaving

    wat was prison food like
  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Grylls wat was prison food like

    I worked in the.prison kitchen bruv so basically ate all the.time


    Chips twice a week, roasties on a sunday.

    Chicken.chow mein every.second week on a saturday

    Cake and.custard on Monday and saturday

    Rice puddin on a wednesday


    We were given tyrells crisps and other extra food cause.of the lockdown...penguins or kit kat...gingerbread

    Shit like that
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Damn sounds awesome, I wanna go
  7. #7
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Grylls Damn sounds awesome, I wanna go

    Rob a milkshake with a blade next time u go aldi
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Grylls Damn sounds awesome, I wanna go

    wait till you hear his soap dropping stories first.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    im too lazy to make eggs
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I just farted

    It smells nice

    what the fuck
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Rob a milkshake with a blade next time u go aldi

    What flavour shall I get?
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