2020-12-08 at 6:18 PM UTC
Are bugs born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally find out ?
2020-12-08 at 6:26 PM UTC
so the fedex ppl told my roommate that i signed for her ps4 and it was delivred and she got a text. I went outside and it was sitting irght there.
I toold her the following:
"The delivery guy probably just put a chck mark where the signature goes and kept it movin
You sent Today at 12:14 PM
wow now that that's over I don't know what to do with myself or the rest of my day
You sent Today at 12:15 PM
I was determineed in my heart and soul not to fuck that up for you so I decided not to drink and risk fucking it up for our house"
Kinda proud of myself, Ia lso got all my bonsai trees under a lil grow light in my closet cuz they were getting badly affected by the heater bar thing under my window where they were living since septembr. watered them lil bitches and now fuck man I Really don't know, I thikn Imma smoke some weed and do a water hange on my fish tank cuz it's all grey and shit cuz id idn't wait to do a nitrogen cycle I just knew that god was gonna protect them fish and i've done two water chagnes, yestrday while working the siphon, I got some into my mouth and vomited into the water discharge bucket.
Mostly beer and vegetables (Two staples of BradleyB in the wild)
Went foraging today in the kitchen and found some nasty ass suckers where the plastic part has like bonded to the sucker. I ate four of them (3 blue and 1 light blue which was terrible, blue is my favorite sucker color, I just chew them tho cuz I'm retarded) and thy were aight.
Still no game selected to play on the computer, but I figure that's OK, I'd rather be pointlessly shuffling around my worldly possessions and going on niggeresinspace
Fish tank. Then I"mma spit game at the whore with 3 kids who has been sliding in my DMs aftr she found out I'm good at custody papeerwork/child support ammendments. Shee has 4 baby daddies and 3 kids, so I'm pretty sure i'm just gonna fuck heer in the ass. I told my religious friend that and he taught me about how bulldog babies can be made, I said that's crazy so now imma hav to go pussy to ass to mouth and not deviate from my cummy cum plan
If I get this bitch pregnant and don't havee custodoy do I get more SSI? What if I end up with the kid, can my mom get extra SSI?
If so i may very well deviate from the missioon control plan once we hit space. Houston over and out
2020-12-14 at 6:08 PM UTC
And fatt with chicken/noodle arms π€£π
2020-12-14 at 6:08 PM UTC
hey someone left drugs out i wonder if i can do them all before they get back.
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2021-01-23 at 6:04 PM UTC
I hope Biden doesn't figure out I voted for Trump
2021-01-30 at 6:07 PM UTC
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2021-01-31 at 5:43 PM UTC
how frisky the birds are right now, during a snowstorm.
2021-01-31 at 5:46 PM UTC
tracking the barnacle goose
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