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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Mine gets a 6/10 cos the handle broke off
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2/10, its pretty dirty,, kinda like ur ded x
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    What you gonna get your boyfriend ricky for xmas?
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    op is a dumbass
    what was it that you told me in the other thread about microwaves
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    is it tru u haven’t had pussy in over 7 years?
  6. #6
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lots of guys gave up pussy 7 or 8 years ago,, it became unsafe to bang chicks after the mee too movement came out when it was proved you were guilty of rape till proven innocent,, one accusation and ur career is down the tubes
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You’ve been getting dicked by ricky

    Or are you gonna give him the D this weekend?
  8. #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls is it tru u haven’t had pussy in over 7 years?

    Around fall of 2013 i told my girlfriend to fuck off and never come back to my house again. Been working on my life and career since and never been happier.
    You on the other hand give countless hours of online attention to some chink bitch that's using you for both gifts and attention.
    Shes getting everything women crave while you get nothing.

    Pathetic simp
  9. #9
    3/10, would not fuck
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    op where are u faget ?
  11. #11
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    10/10
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I've got a Frigidaire and, while it nukes OK, I do have a couple of issues with it. First off, some idiot engineer designed it with a interior light that only comes on when finished. Why the hell didn't they design the light to come on whenever the door is open? Idiots! Along with the above problem with the light is the issue with the rotating platter. If the platter comes off of the little drive piece, it is very difficult to get it back in position. Not having the interior lit only makes it worse. I have to get a flashlight out to see what I'm doing when this happens. Idiot engineers!

    I do like the feature that will cook for from 1 to 6 minutes by simply pressing 1 through 6.

    I will make sure my next one has a light that comes on whenever the door is open,
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    4, to me it' sa tool. it's also my roommates, mising the little spinning plate thing, but if you kinda balance a bowl real nicely on there, it'l lclick it everytime it spins, which is about 20 seconds /3 so a click every 6.66 seconds like satan wanted. I think the cat licks it sometimes, or amybe she's licking off the grubby grease from hungry humans who contaminate it as thy cook

    I'd like eto change my answer to a 3.
  14. #14
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Sitting on tenterhooks or someshit rn
  15. #15
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    zero. i tried rating it five once & it irradiated everything i put inside, who the fuck makes a cancer box?

    thank god i haven't put any people in there yet
  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Obbe 10/10

    Why 10/10?

    Does it suck ur dick?
  17. #17
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Grylls Why 10/10?

    Does it suck ur dick?

    Because there is no broken handle.
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Obbe Because there is no broken handle.

    I’ll glue the handle back on and we can a fuckin microwave fight bitch
  19. #19
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    my microwave can beat the shit out of your microwave
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Obbe my microwave can beat the shit out of your microwave

    My microwave doesn’t have any shit in it
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