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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ello hunny bear.

    what in THE EVER LOVIN FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!
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  2. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by WellHung wtf? It is an appetite suppressant.

    the strength i take (10 mg x3) allows me to eat and sleep.

    it's hard to describe what the hunger feels like but it sure is unique.
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  3. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by aldra I've just been eating 7-11 pies and pizzas for the last few days

    do they sell reeses cup brownies at the 7/11 in australia?

    those things are god damn delicious.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----10.-111.1011-----1..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-011-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) its not gay if you use a high falsetto voice and mewl 'but daddy, mommy is going to be mad if you get me pregnant again. you know she wants every gallon of your mansack sauce in her ass'

    and dont make eye contact. that just makes it weird.

    You're very gay bro
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by STER0S do they sell reeses cup brownies at the 7/11 in australia?

    those things are god damn delicious.

    no, I don't think reese's sells much of anything here, the only time I've seen peanut butter cups is in 'boutique' grocery stores that buy from importers
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----10.-111.1011-----1..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-111-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) its not gay when im the one that pumped your moms fallopian tubes full of my baby jelly shortly before your conception.

    its just incest.

    you know the saying. incest is best.

    now stfu and use your tonsils to show daddy how much you you love me.

    Nah bro you are very gay and an open homosexual
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I act gay all the time maybe people wont know I'm actually gay

    - jill

    If I act like a mentally Ill retard all the time maybe people won't know I'm a mentally ill retard

    - hiki

    If I act like a loser all the time maybe people wont know that I'm a loser

    - stl
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  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ If I act gay all the time maybe people wont know I'm actually gay

    - jill

    If I act like a mentally Ill retard all the time maybe people won't know I'm a mentally ill retard

    - hiki

    If I act like a loser all the time maybe people wont know that I'm a loser

    - stl

    Literally all three = WellHung
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ If I act gay all the time maybe people wont know I'm actually gay

    - jill

    I don't think he has a problem with being known as a violent homosexual, he just doesn't like the terminology
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I don't think he has a problem with being known as a violent homosexual, he just doesn't like the terminology

    "Its not gay if..."
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's a question of branding

    "I'm not a gay raper, I'm an anal demolitions technician"
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra it's a question of branding

    "I'm not a gay raper, I'm an anal demolitions technician"

    Justification 101 🙂
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----10.-111.1011-----0..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-111-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) everyone already knows youre a cock sucker from you sucking cock all the time.

    "If I act gay..."
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----10.-111.1011-----0..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-111-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) no if. you are gay.

    faggot

    I'm as gay as Trump winning the presidential election .

    Fill me with your seed.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----10.-111.1011-----0..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-111-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) its a date.

    grab your ankles and smile purty

    What is smile purty
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT what in THE EVER LOVIN FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!

    He's different.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hey DTE wanna touch tips
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Better grab some knives.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chino has always reminded me of Casper. Or the other way around.
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