Hey asshole pile into the market now I want to get the dow to 40000 before crotchety mcpedoface comes in

1. 2020-12-01 at 6:08 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Folks the higher they come the harder they fall. I'm pretty high right now.
2. 2020-12-01 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   How would it feel?
3. 2020-12-01 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash How would it feel?

   
   Like an entire team of East European supermodels pissing in your face all at once.