Im all FUckEd up on Rugs

1. 2020-12-01 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Trying to find a matching rug for the hallway.
   Can anyone tell me what type of design this is?
   
   
   
   Hint: Don't say geometric circles.
   
   Willing to pay a small finders fee if you can match me up and make my girl da happiest.
   
   Thx
2. 2020-12-01 at 12:41 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   https://www.walmart.com/ip/PREMIUM-3D-Hand-Carved-Modern-2X7-2X8-Runner-Rug-Contemporary-1504-Red-Black/455169301
   I can't find you the 10 footer you didn't mention you wanted.
   This shit is like 2' 2" x 7' 2"
   and that will look really dumb.
3. 2020-12-01 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   https://www.wayfair.com/rugs/pdp/ivy-bronx-mccampbell-abstract-redblackgray-area-rug-ivyx2231.html?piid=32514792
   ^Here is your rug on wayfair but still not the right size.
   
   I found the guy who was in charge of your rug.
   
   
   https://affordableduluth.com/obituaries/rob-roy-mccampbell/97/
   
   Kinda annoyed he is dead but you might try hunting down one of his kids and maybe asking if they can make a custom 10 foot long one.
4. 2020-12-01 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Update!
   
   I think I found his boy Duncan but he might be into another venture.
   Im not sure if this is the kid who got the rug empire from dad.
   
   
   http://mccampbellglobal.com/our-people/
5. 2020-12-01 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Im going to get you your rug Fona.
   
   
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
6. 2020-12-01 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Hey Fona what do you think of Kinetic wall sculptures? I'm buying one for my livingroom. They're not too expensive but completely worth the buy. Here's a short vid on the guy who makes them:
   
   
7. 2020-12-01 at 1:14 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I just tried who I think is one of the other kids but i guess he must have left the business to his wife or daughter.
   
   
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   • Sudo
8. 2020-12-01 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Hey Fona what do you think

   
   Im not much into eliminating living space with protruding art.
   
   I dont even like this shelf but it is all my comfort zone could negotiate with Chell.
   
   
   
   Is no deeper than my shoulder is wide.
   Even if i walked up against the wall directly perpendicular to it there is a pretty good chance my shoulder would pass underneath or with minimal contact.
   
   Plus its nice and cheaply build so even if I tripped (like Joe Biden) my face would probably break the shelf apart before the shelf broke my face.
   
   I hope so anyways.
9. 2020-12-01 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like how fona is trying to seance with some dead midwesterner and bother is family to get a weird rug. Very Dudesque
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   • BeeReBuddy
10. 2020-12-01 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Plz delete this thread.
    It is embarrassing the lengths ill go to for nothing.
11. 2020-12-01 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im going to get you your rug Fona.
    
    
    
    

    
    what the fuck is with those posts?
12. 2020-12-01 at 4:25 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "I know its a long SHIT, but..."
    
    Very nice, friend.
13. 2020-12-01 at 5:21 AM UTC

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Jesus christ beere, the hell is wrong with you?
14. 2020-12-01 at 5:27 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Plz delete this thread.
    It is embarrassing the lengths ill go to for nothing.

    
    Exactly. Extremely obsessive.
15. 2020-12-01 at 7:36 AM UTC

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    Bugz Space Nigga
    That rug is making me dizzy like walking into a Vegas Casino at Circus Circus