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I did something naughty last night

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I stalked through the cemetery around midnight and tore 20 or 30 bouquets out of the memorial vases, they're all dead and I'm alive so why do we comemorate these corpses again? I pissed on one of the graves, then I jacked off in a nearby portajohn. Afterwards I crossed the highway to a nearby food truck, those retards left it unlocked so I pissed in their rice cooker. Ever had a night like this?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    yea actually just last week
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by cigreting yea actually just last week

    tell us Bout it
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Oh My Gawd. You guys are like.. Total party animals. WOW.



    but seriously. Get a life. gross on the rice cooker. do you squat and shit in front of peoples front doors too?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by blaster master Wow, you sure have to pee a lot. Im gonna call you Tinkle Boy.

    You don't have to piss a lot when you drink alcohol?





    Originally posted by Bugz Oh My Gawd. You guys are like.. Total party animals. WOW.



    but seriously. Get a life. gross on the rice cooker. do you squat and shit in front of peoples front doors too?

    Right inside, actually I tried to shit in it but I didn't have to go so I just pissed, whatever fuck these bougie cunts and their stupid fucking food truck they bought on a whim to spice up their marriage or something. they should lock up their property if they don't want to have someone like me fuck with it, lesson learned. I wonder if they washed out the rice cooker to use again or just tossed it.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bugz Oh My Gawd. You guys are like.. Total party animals. WOW.



    but seriously. Get a life. gross on the rice cooker. do you squat and shit in front of peoples front doors too?

    Also that sounds like a neat trick, maybe I'll try that one day
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by livingelegy You don't have to piss a lot when you drink alcohol?







    Right inside, actually I tried to shit in it but I didn't have to go so I just pissed, whatever fuck these bougie cunts and their stupid fucking food truck they bought on a whim to spice up their marriage or something. they should lock up their property if they don't want to have someone like me fuck with it, lesson learned. I wonder if they washed out the rice cooker to use again or just tossed it.

    ye dey shud lok et so u dnt stool sampl in et
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you’ll either regret this soon or in a while

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Zanick you’ll either regret this soon or in a while

    They didn't have no cameras set up, looks like Ill get off Scot free
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by cigreting ye dey shud lok et so u dnt stool sampl in et

    Exactly right, if you owned a food truck would you not lock it up at night?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by livingelegy They didn't have no cameras set up, looks like Ill get off Scot free

    a double negative, there were cameras then
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting yea actually just last week

    wen u woz sukkin mi grampspa of?
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by livingelegy I stalked through the cemetery around midnight and tore 20 or 30 bouquets out of the memorial vases, they're all dead and I'm alive so why do we comemorate these corpses again? I pissed on one of the graves, then I jacked off in a nearby portajohn. Afterwards I crossed the highway to a nearby food truck, those retards left it unlocked so I pissed in their rice cooker. Ever had a night like this?

    they slipped a taco [spoiler!]\s\\\o\\\\\ \\\\0\\\10\\\\0\\\\2\\\\0\\\\2+1(90) SO!hard
    r [throat;data.byte]fuckin[hole.threat32~spanglish?]-g [+P] that, hole throat will collapse! THROAT. THROAT. THROAT. THOA. SO! so what. thraoat!
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by blaster master Wow, you sure have to pee a lot. Im gonna call you Tinkle Boy.

    Tinklebell the fabulous vandal.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ rampage.
    Duck
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash
    they slipped a taco [spoiler!]\s\\\o\\\\\ \\\\0\\\10\\\\0\\\\2\\\\0\\\\2+1(90) SO!hard
    r [throat;data.byte]fuckin[hole.threat32~spanglish?]-g [+P] that, hole throat will collapse! THROAT. THROAT. THROAT. THOA. SO! so what. thraoat!

    Hey Mash, would you like me to teach you about the basics of cryptography? Cryptography isn't my area of expertise, but i deal with it semi-regularly doing the things that i do. The best part is, that you won't be living in cyber-fairy land anymore where anyone that can quote your post can read between the spoiler tags and interspersed gibberish and figure out what you are saying.

    As a bonus, you'll stop coming across as a complete schizo, while gaining the ability to meaningfully convey messages that actually take more than a seconds worth of thought to decipher.
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    I remember doing a similar thing as a child with a friend of mine (who is now dead), we named the event "graveyard 76"...as it took place in 1976.

    I was a child though.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Hey Mash, would you like me to teach you about the basics of cryptography? Cryptography isn't my area of expertise, but i deal with it semi-regularly doing the things that i do. The best part is, that you won't be living in cyber-fairy land anymore where anyone that can quote your post can read between the spoiler tags and interspersed gibberish and figure out what you are saying.

    As a bonus, you'll stop coming across as a complete schizo, while gaining the ability to meaningfully convey messages that actually take more than a seconds worth of thought to decipher.

    God I fricken hate u. Lol ur the epitome of cringe.
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