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So my hooker mom is making some old ex-army tweaker rent us all a studio

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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    This guy is really annoying. He has a high voice and a grating krusty the clown laugh. He's ex army and he drives a Mercedes, he took me and mom to town a few times and bought us lunch. I don't like him but that's really only because I don't like any of her clients.

    Anyways life is shaping up like I knew it would if I just pestered my whore mom for long enough. Free room and board with no work involved whatsoever, and all I had to do was eat from the food bank and sleep in her camper converted pickup truck for 6 months. Abandon all your moral scruples and you can be a success just like me one day.

    I'm a little suspicious that this is all some stupid tweaker revenge ploy to make me waste time looking at studio apartments on the internet. I'll keep you guys posted.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Are you going to be in the studio apartment with your mom while she works?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Are you going to be in the studio apartment with your mom while she works?

    Yeah I'm going to be recording the content for her new Onlyfans page.

    In all seriousness I have no clue how this is going to work if it is indeed her actual plans. She might be pairing off with this guy or maybe just sucking his cock so he pays our rent, she'll probably keep seeing other dudes because it's in her nature to fuck various guys for dope. My plans are to use the place as a crash pad for a few months while I work and have new copies of my birth certificate, social security card and license mailed to me.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Go downtown and get ur docs.
    If u broke lemme know i can get u a voucher that lets u get that stuff free.
    Chell constantly takes her recovering junkies to get new docs and they always broke.
    Broke in so many ways.
    But when she gets done with them they still pretty broke but not as bad.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Go downtown and get ur docs.
    If u broke lemme know i can get u a voucher that lets u get that stuff free.
    Chell constantly takes her recovering junkies to get new docs and they always broke.
    Broke in so many ways.
    But when she gets done with them they still pretty broke but not as bad.

    I'm broke as a joke friendo
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by livingelegy I'm broke as a joke friendo

    K. Ill help you.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    lmao as a minor you were statutorily raped, initiated into narcotics & now finally discarded by your abusive, sex working stepmother

    life isn't working out how you want, only eat that garbage if you want to die now

    do you really think she wouldn't be put away for you? i'd bet that professionals will find correspondence between her tricks and your negligence

    get the hungriest lawyer you can find on a sunday night & extract the organ of your mercy to save for cooking your family when you christen your new kitchen

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    Reading these threads reminds me of some scrub I used to know, we used to call him fatboy.

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    op, here's some shit you've got to think about:

    a u.s. army veteran is moving in with your stepmom
    a u.s. army veteran who can afford to drive a nice car is moving in with your sexworking stepmom
    some random tweaker john who professes to past violence with money for a mercedes (ask which dealership) is moving in with your sexworking stepmom & you're tagging along for free

    you're tagging along for free even after she just disowned you for refusing to marry her (what becomes of your dad in her version of your future?)
    so she finds this guy & you don't like him, and this is somehow agreeable for you

    now consider that your sexual relationship began when you were a minor & that your testimony would end her life
    what would you do? remember how meth-using whores love going to prison at any cost for enormous charges or did you not see that law & order?
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Why am I wasting my time on a forum full of mouthbreathing white trash and a schizo guy who writes book sized responses to simple posts
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Why am I wasting my time on a forum full of mouthbreathing white trash and a schizo guy who writes book sized responses to simple posts

    Have you met yourself?

    Why is the biggest piece of shit here calling everyone else what he is more of?
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Y'all have got it all wrong. My biological mother is the sex worker, not my stepmom.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Why am I wasting my time on a forum full of mouthbreathing white trash and a schizo guy who writes book sized responses to simple posts

    what would your time be better spent on
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im trying to help OP but I dont know enough about him.
    Honestly the army vet guy might be your best bet in acquiring the few dollars needed to get a new social security card and birth certificate and ID.
    OP, do you use drugs and/or alcohol?
    If no then why don't you just take care of business?
    If yes, would you be willing to go to a treatment center for a month or 2 and allow them to manage your unmanageable life?
    Treatment centers have good connections and are skilled at helping people re-take ahold of their lives and they can supply you with all your basic needs from replacing essential documents needed to start over and also with finding you safe housing while you work out whatever you are going through.
    The most important thing is that you have to be willing to ask for and accept help.
    It is very important that OP learns to take suggestions in this crucial time in his life or he very well might end of prolonging his suffering on the tropical island of Maui.
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Anyways this is a scheme my mom pulls every once in a while, she lies and says her john is gonna support us so I don't get pissed and club him like I did that one time
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    How long have you been sleeping with your mother?
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    Thread reminds me of §m£ÂgØL.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Thread reminds me of §m£ÂgØL.

    honestly makes me think of dietyellow, and not just because faggotry

    I think someone summoned his ghost
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    street_carp African Astronaut
    OP is similar to Hiki but not conceited. That little detail makes him infinitely more likeable.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Zanick lmao as a minor you were statutorily raped, initiated into narcotics & now finally discarded by your abusive, sex working stepmother

    life isn't working out how you want, only eat that garbage if you want to die now

    do you really think she wouldn't be put away for you? i'd bet that professionals will find correspondence between her tricks and your negligence

    get the hungriest lawyer you can find on a sunday night & extract the organ of your mercy to save for cooking your family when you christen your new kitchen

    I want to do this but I have no evidence and it was three years ago. My dad is still in love with her i guess or he just hates me that much, so he'd probably testify in her defense. my real mom is the hooker, my stepmom is the molestor actually
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